Sickening Thank You Song

Oh, little did we think
When we came to do this show
We'd really have a great time
We thought that you should know
But wouldn't we just say that
Even though it wasn't true
So here's a sickening thank you song
Especially for you
And you and you and you

Well, of course we've always loved this place
It's got all the nicest people in the human race
And always been a pleasure just to play for you
We cannot think of anything we'd rather do
We have had fantastic fun
From the time that we've begun
It's a shame to take your money, money, money, money, money, money
But we'll take it and run

We'd like to shake the organisers by the hand
They all deserve a medal just for booking this band
And finally, the audience, we'd like to take you home
If you're ever in our area, don't hesitate to phone

Well, of course we've always loved this place
And the man who's going to pay us has a very honest face
And always been a pleasure just to play for you
We cannot think of anything we'd rather do
If you want to buy an album, we think they're sold out
But if you've got the money, money, money, money, money, money, money
Then you're in with a shout

And there is one final word before we go
We hope you know this rubbish is just part of the show
Good riddance from Moffat, MacCormick and Keir
And we'll see you next year
They're worse than last time
One lager and two beers
It's quite embarrassing
We'll see you next year