We Made You

[00:02.06] Guess who? (Guess who?)
[00:04.07] D'you miss me? (D'you miss me?)
[00:06.05] Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus
[00:08.06] When you walked through the door
[00:10.00] It was clear to me (clear to me)
[00:12.07] You're the one they adore
[00:14.03] Who they came to see (who they came to see)
[00:17.00] You're a rock star (baby)
[00:19.07] Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
[00:21.05] Player
[00:23.02] Who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)
[00:25.00] We're the ones who made you
[00:29.05] (Hm, hm)
[00:30.01] Back by popular demand
[00:31.07] Now pop a little Zantac for antacid, if you can
[00:34.01] You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
[00:36.06] How does it feel
[00:37.08] Is it fantastic, is it grand?
[00:38.09] Well, look at all the massive masses in the stands
[00:40.07] "Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans"
[00:42.00] Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
[00:44.03] She stomped him, just 'cause he asked to put his hands
[00:46.01] On her massive Gluteus Maximus again
[00:48.01] Squeeze it, then squish it, then pass it to a friend
[00:49.08] Can he come back as nasty as he can?
[00:53.00] Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again
[00:55.05] He does not mean to lesbian offend
[00:57.05] But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
[00:59.05] Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
[01:01.05] I know you want me, girl, in fact, I see you grin, now come in, girl
[01:04.08] When you walked through the door
[01:05.02] It was clear to me (clear to me)
[01:07.02] You're the one they adore
[01:08.03] Who they came to see (who they came to see)
[01:11.08] You're a rock star (baby)
[01:14.03] Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
[01:16.00] Player
[01:18.02] Who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)
[01:20.03] We're the ones who made you
[01:24.08] The enforcer
[01:25.07] Looking for more women to torture
[01:26.05] Walk up to the cutest girl
[01:28.09] And charley-horse her
[01:29.03] Sorry, Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
[01:31.07] Have that I don't?
[01:32.06] Are you telling me tenderness?
[01:33.05] Well, I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
[01:35.03] Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
[01:37.05] And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, then
[01:39.04] Nail her
[01:40.00] Baby, say hello to my little friend
[01:41.06] Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut off the middleman
[01:43.07] Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again
[01:45.01] And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
[01:47.08] Forget them other men, girl, pay them little attention
[01:50.05] And little did I mention that Jennifer's in
[01:51.01] Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
[01:54.03] Man, I swear them other guys, you give 'em an inch
[01:56.01] They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim's
[01:58.07] When you walked through the door
[02:00.09] It was clear to me (clear to me)
[02:02.09] You're the one they adore
[02:03.09] Who they came to see (who they came to see)
[02:06.02] You're a rock star (baby)
[02:08.03] Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
[02:11.08] Player
[02:12.05] Who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)
[02:15.04] We're the ones who made you
[02:18.00] And that's why
[02:19.09] My love
[02:20.02] You'll never live without
[02:22.08] I know you want me, girl
[02:24.05] 'Cause I can see you're checking me out
[02:27.02] And baby
[02:28.01] You know
[02:29.02] You know you want me too
[02:31.09] Don't try to deny it, baby
[02:32.07] I'm the only one for you
[02:36.05] Damn, girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
[02:38.04] Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?
[02:40.01] You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album
[02:42.05] Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
[02:44.00] Man, Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal, but
[02:46.08] Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth bruh
[02:48.06] Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers
[02:51.08] And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
[02:53.04] Lord, help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt
[02:55.08] Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
[02:57.02] I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica
[02:59.05] Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya
[03:01.06] Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
[03:02.01] Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake
[03:05.05] With a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak
[03:07.05] Baby, I think you just met your soulmate, now break it down, girl
[03:10.03] When you walked through the door
[03:11.08] It was clear to me (clear to me)
[03:13.04] You're the one they adore
[03:14.09] Who they came to see (who they came to see)
[03:18.02] You're a rock star (baby)
[03:20.04] Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
[03:22.08] Player
[03:24.05] Who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)
[03:26.03] We're the ones who made you
[03:30.03] So baby, baby, get down, down, down
[03:32.08] Baby, get down, down, down
[03:35.05] Baby, get down, down, down
[03:37.05] Baby, get down, get down
[03:39.07] Baby, get down, down, down
[03:41.02] Baby, get down, down, down
[03:43.01] Baby, get down, down, down
[03:45.01] Baby, get down, get down
[03:47.04] Oh, Amy
[03:50.06] Rehab never looked so good
[03:52.02] I can't wait
[03:54.02] I'm going back
[03:56.03] Ha ha
[03:57.01] Wooh
[03:58.07] Dr. Dre
[04:01.02] Two thousand and twenty
[04:02.03] Yeah
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