Butthole Surfers

Oh, I'm stuck in the neighborhood
And I don't want to leave at all
I always think I will
If I'm not caught
They caught me on my telephone

Oh, I work like hell
And you try to steal
And you never want to leave me alone
I don't want to know
What I feel like you
But I'll tell you on the telephone

Oh, what's this feeling, baby?
Don't hold on to me
I ain't that sort of pussy like you
What the hell is coming?
Is it happening to me?
What the hell is happening?

Oh, I'm stuck in the neighborhood
And I don't want to leave me alone
I always think I will
If I'm not caught
They caught me on the telephone