Song for a Frend (And Other Things I Think About When I'm Hammered ...)
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Hey, prove it. I'm gonna do, uh, I want, you know what? Somethin'
Happened to my buddy the other day. I wanna do this song if
You don't mind. I got a couple things here. Let me do that
I'm gonna do this song for you here. There's always somebody
Who wants to hear that Skynyrd stuff, so I... Mama, did you like
That? Alright. I wanna sing this song. This song's called "
Lookin' for a Perfect Ten in a Motel 6." You think Michael Jackson
Oughta change his name from King of Pop to King of Papa Woody?
I saw this girl the other day had a push-up bra on. She got mad at
Me. She goes, "What do you think of that?" I go, "I think you need
To do some more push-ups." Is it just me or are gas stations startin'
To turn into mini-malls for the less fortunate? You know what I
Mean? You ever been into a daggone mini-mall fillin' station?
Yeah, I could really go for a shirt with a picture of a coyote on
It. That's what I want. Even one of them finger clippers slash
Combs with a picture of Jesus on it. That's what I want right there
I'm gonna sing you this song right here. This happened to a buddy
Of mine, and I hope it never happens to any other feller in here
And, uh, it's a real good song. And it didn't happen to me, so
It's funnier now. Uh, so I'm gonna do it here. I'm in the bathroom
The other day and, and, uh, and I had to go to the bathroom
And this black feller come runnin' in and he just, he's sweatin'
. He's like, "I gotta get in there." And he whip it out and he
Said, "Oh, I just made it." And I was like, "Oh, damn, make me
One of them." That's unbelievable right there. But this is a
Song here that I wanna sing to you. I hope you like this song
You know, I'm for the death penalty and, and I always get
Irritated. Well, and I tell you why. 'Cause it, but there's
One of them jackass Hollywood libs said to me one time, "
Do you really, are you really for that? Would you wanna be the
One that pulls the lever knowin' that you're sendin' someone
To their death?" And I was like, uh, "Yeah, what's it pay?"
Alright, this happened to a buddy of mine. I hope it never
Happens to you, especially you fellers when you're drinkin'
We was watchin' that, uh, I, I just got one more story here
Uh, we was watchin' that Trading Spaces, so we thought we'd
Remodel my mama's trailer. And we put fifteen hundred dollars
In that thing, and by God, we sold that thing for sixteen-fifty
I'm gonna do this song here. I hope this never happens to you
Shoulda seen the rack on a girl I did last night
Long hair and blue jeans, Lord, she looked just right
I put my hand down between her legs and I got a big surprise
Shoulda seen the rack on a dude I did last night
I hope that don't happen to you, by golly
Happened to my buddy the other day. I wanna do this song if
You don't mind. I got a couple things here. Let me do that
I'm gonna do this song for you here. There's always somebody
Who wants to hear that Skynyrd stuff, so I... Mama, did you like
That? Alright. I wanna sing this song. This song's called "
Lookin' for a Perfect Ten in a Motel 6." You think Michael Jackson
Oughta change his name from King of Pop to King of Papa Woody?
I saw this girl the other day had a push-up bra on. She got mad at
Me. She goes, "What do you think of that?" I go, "I think you need
To do some more push-ups." Is it just me or are gas stations startin'
To turn into mini-malls for the less fortunate? You know what I
Mean? You ever been into a daggone mini-mall fillin' station?
Yeah, I could really go for a shirt with a picture of a coyote on
It. That's what I want. Even one of them finger clippers slash
Combs with a picture of Jesus on it. That's what I want right there
I'm gonna sing you this song right here. This happened to a buddy
Of mine, and I hope it never happens to any other feller in here
And, uh, it's a real good song. And it didn't happen to me, so
It's funnier now. Uh, so I'm gonna do it here. I'm in the bathroom
The other day and, and, uh, and I had to go to the bathroom
And this black feller come runnin' in and he just, he's sweatin'
. He's like, "I gotta get in there." And he whip it out and he
Said, "Oh, I just made it." And I was like, "Oh, damn, make me
One of them." That's unbelievable right there. But this is a
Song here that I wanna sing to you. I hope you like this song
You know, I'm for the death penalty and, and I always get
Irritated. Well, and I tell you why. 'Cause it, but there's
One of them jackass Hollywood libs said to me one time, "
Do you really, are you really for that? Would you wanna be the
One that pulls the lever knowin' that you're sendin' someone
To their death?" And I was like, uh, "Yeah, what's it pay?"
Alright, this happened to a buddy of mine. I hope it never
Happens to you, especially you fellers when you're drinkin'
We was watchin' that, uh, I, I just got one more story here
Uh, we was watchin' that Trading Spaces, so we thought we'd
Remodel my mama's trailer. And we put fifteen hundred dollars
In that thing, and by God, we sold that thing for sixteen-fifty
I'm gonna do this song here. I hope this never happens to you
Shoulda seen the rack on a girl I did last night
Long hair and blue jeans, Lord, she looked just right
I put my hand down between her legs and I got a big surprise
Shoulda seen the rack on a dude I did last night
I hope that don't happen to you, by golly
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.56] Hey, prove it. I'm gonna do, uh, I want, you know what? Somethin'
[00:07.99] Happened to my buddy the other day. I wanna do this song if
[00:15.34] You don't mind. I got a couple things here. Let me do that
[00:22.69] I'm gonna do this song for you here. There's always somebody
[00:30.07] Who wants to hear that Skynyrd stuff, so I... Mama, did you like
[00:37.48] That? Alright. I wanna sing this song. This song's called "
[00:44.88] Lookin' for a Perfect Ten in a Motel 6." You think Michael Jackson
[00:52.10] Oughta change his name from King of Pop to King of Papa Woody?
[01:11.83] I saw this girl the other day had a push-up bra on. She got mad at
[01:16.07] Me. She goes, "What do you think of that?" I go, "I think you need
[01:20.26] To do some more push-ups." Is it just me or are gas stations startin'
[01:24.46] To turn into mini-malls for the less fortunate? You know what I
[01:28.61] Mean? You ever been into a daggone mini-mall fillin' station?
[01:32.84] Yeah, I could really go for a shirt with a picture of a coyote on
[01:37.02] It. That's what I want. Even one of them finger clippers slash
[01:41.27] Combs with a picture of Jesus on it. That's what I want right there
[01:49.01] I'm gonna sing you this song right here. This happened to a buddy
[01:53.65] Of mine, and I hope it never happens to any other feller in here
[01:58.28] And, uh, it's a real good song. And it didn't happen to me, so
[02:02.73] It's funnier now. Uh, so I'm gonna do it here. I'm in the bathroom
[02:07.39] The other day and, and, uh, and I had to go to the bathroom
[02:11.85] And this black feller come runnin' in and he just, he's sweatin'
[02:16.46] . He's like, "I gotta get in there." And he whip it out and he
[02:21.01] Said, "Oh, I just made it." And I was like, "Oh, damn, make me
[02:25.58] One of them." That's unbelievable right there. But this is a
[02:30.17] Song here that I wanna sing to you. I hope you like this song
[02:37.09] You know, I'm for the death penalty and, and I always get
[02:40.21] Irritated. Well, and I tell you why. 'Cause it, but there's
[02:43.40] One of them jackass Hollywood libs said to me one time, "
[02:46.52] Do you really, are you really for that? Would you wanna be the
[02:49.79] One that pulls the lever knowin' that you're sendin' someone
[02:52.86] To their death?" And I was like, uh, "Yeah, what's it pay?"
[03:00.02] Alright, this happened to a buddy of mine. I hope it never
[03:05.03] Happens to you, especially you fellers when you're drinkin'
[03:10.05] We was watchin' that, uh, I, I just got one more story here
[03:15.00] Uh, we was watchin' that Trading Spaces, so we thought we'd
[03:20.01] Remodel my mama's trailer. And we put fifteen hundred dollars
[03:25.04] In that thing, and by God, we sold that thing for sixteen-fifty
[03:30.00] I'm gonna do this song here. I hope this never happens to you
[03:39.84] Shoulda seen the rack on a girl I did last night
[03:45.02] Long hair and blue jeans, Lord, she looked just right
[03:51.27] I put my hand down between her legs and I got a big surprise
[03:57.41] Shoulda seen the rack on a dude I did last night
[04:10.43] I hope that don't happen to you, by golly
[04:13.22]
[00:07.99] Happened to my buddy the other day. I wanna do this song if
[00:15.34] You don't mind. I got a couple things here. Let me do that
[00:22.69] I'm gonna do this song for you here. There's always somebody
[00:30.07] Who wants to hear that Skynyrd stuff, so I... Mama, did you like
[00:37.48] That? Alright. I wanna sing this song. This song's called "
[00:44.88] Lookin' for a Perfect Ten in a Motel 6." You think Michael Jackson
[00:52.10] Oughta change his name from King of Pop to King of Papa Woody?
[01:11.83] I saw this girl the other day had a push-up bra on. She got mad at
[01:16.07] Me. She goes, "What do you think of that?" I go, "I think you need
[01:20.26] To do some more push-ups." Is it just me or are gas stations startin'
[01:24.46] To turn into mini-malls for the less fortunate? You know what I
[01:28.61] Mean? You ever been into a daggone mini-mall fillin' station?
[01:32.84] Yeah, I could really go for a shirt with a picture of a coyote on
[01:37.02] It. That's what I want. Even one of them finger clippers slash
[01:41.27] Combs with a picture of Jesus on it. That's what I want right there
[01:49.01] I'm gonna sing you this song right here. This happened to a buddy
[01:53.65] Of mine, and I hope it never happens to any other feller in here
[01:58.28] And, uh, it's a real good song. And it didn't happen to me, so
[02:02.73] It's funnier now. Uh, so I'm gonna do it here. I'm in the bathroom
[02:07.39] The other day and, and, uh, and I had to go to the bathroom
[02:11.85] And this black feller come runnin' in and he just, he's sweatin'
[02:16.46] . He's like, "I gotta get in there." And he whip it out and he
[02:21.01] Said, "Oh, I just made it." And I was like, "Oh, damn, make me
[02:25.58] One of them." That's unbelievable right there. But this is a
[02:30.17] Song here that I wanna sing to you. I hope you like this song
[02:37.09] You know, I'm for the death penalty and, and I always get
[02:40.21] Irritated. Well, and I tell you why. 'Cause it, but there's
[02:43.40] One of them jackass Hollywood libs said to me one time, "
[02:46.52] Do you really, are you really for that? Would you wanna be the
[02:49.79] One that pulls the lever knowin' that you're sendin' someone
[02:52.86] To their death?" And I was like, uh, "Yeah, what's it pay?"
[03:00.02] Alright, this happened to a buddy of mine. I hope it never
[03:05.03] Happens to you, especially you fellers when you're drinkin'
[03:10.05] We was watchin' that, uh, I, I just got one more story here
[03:15.00] Uh, we was watchin' that Trading Spaces, so we thought we'd
[03:20.01] Remodel my mama's trailer. And we put fifteen hundred dollars
[03:25.04] In that thing, and by God, we sold that thing for sixteen-fifty
[03:30.00] I'm gonna do this song here. I hope this never happens to you
[03:39.84] Shoulda seen the rack on a girl I did last night
[03:45.02] Long hair and blue jeans, Lord, she looked just right
[03:51.27] I put my hand down between her legs and I got a big surprise
[03:57.41] Shoulda seen the rack on a dude I did last night
[04:10.43] I hope that don't happen to you, by golly
[04:13.22]