Step Aside for the Man

Step aside for the man
Better watch him before you go downtown
Up the side, slip and slide
Take a number, wait in line
Better speed it up
Down, lost and found
Make it nice and fine all the time

'Cause I'm a real nice guy and I'm free as hell
To be a cornpone faggot dressed really, really well
In my big black boots and my denim daisy dukes
I got my bleach blonde hair and my leather underwear
You know I'm fine 'cause I work it all the time

Be real good while you can
If you're nasty, you will get burned down
Take a ride with the tide
There's an ocean deep inside
Better learn to swim the backstroke freestyle
Make it feel good all the while

'Cause I'm a real nice guy and I'm free as hell
To be a cornpone faggot dressed really, really well
In my big black boots and my denim daisy dukes
I got my bleach blonde hair and my leather underwear
You know I'm fine 'cause I work it all the time

'Cause I'm a real nice guy and I'm free as hell
To be a cornpone faggot dressed really, really well
In my big black boots and my denim daisy dukes
I got my bleach blonde hair and my leather underwear
You know I'm fine 'cause I work it all the time