Love at First Sight

Ladies and gentlemen...
I'd like to introduce you...
You gotta...
I gotta pace myself
We're recording...
Yeah
We're recording a CD
You've gotta hang back on all the visual jokes
Sure, yeah
Because I'm going, "Ladies and gentlemen
" And they're pissing themselves
The people at home are gonna be thinking, "
I didn't think the way he said, 'Ladies and gentlemen
' Was that funny." You underestimate yourself
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you
To one of the most beautiful crooners that this
Country, or indeed the world, has ever produced
He's, he's got a beautiful, beautiful voice, and I love it dearly
Ladies and gentlemen, Colin Stuart-Lane
He appeals to boys for sex
I mean, boy has he sex appeal
I don't know the words
It was love at first sight
When I saw you last night
But you broke my heart when you broke your
Silence and said- G'day, how you going?