Don't call me early in the morning

Don't call me early in the morning
Call me what you want to but leave me alone
Don't call me early in the morning
Just leave me till the cows are coming home

Well a man and a woman
They need some relaxation
From rising early at the dawn
And the heart of the matter
Tomorrow is a Saturday
And I will still be lying on

Don't call me early in the morning
Call me what you want to but leave me alone
Don't call me early in the morning
Just leave me till the cows are coming home

And it's sad, the lad
Who can't find contentment
He has it all but still wants more
He fills himself with pills
To retire with a million
And falls asleep at sixty-four

Don't call me early in the morning
Call me what you want to but leave me alone
Don't call me early in the morning
Just leave me till the cows are coming home

And it's fair, is fair
And I have done my share
Me nerves are getting on me nerves
If you haven't got a pillow
Of the white swan's feather
I'll do with the corner for me hearse

Don't call me early in the morning
Call me what you want to but leave me alone
Don't call me early in the morning
Just leave me till the cows are coming home

And here's just a little warning
About tomorrow morning
No big noises near my room
Cars with no exhausts
Italians with the whooping cough
And milkmen who whistle out of tune

Don't call me early in the morning
Call me what you want to but leave me alone
Don't call me early in the morning
Just leave me till the cows are coming home

Leave me till the cows are coming home
Leave me till the cows are coming home