Ben Bernanke

[00:14.86] Hello there, Spencer
[00:16.64] I see you
[00:17.61] You boy boy
[00:19.17] I see you, Spencer
[00:21.51] With my eyes
[00:24.52] You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer
[00:28.84] You plan them, and build them on blue paper
[00:32.14] And hand them to me
[00:33.91] And then I dream them Spencer
[00:36.25] That's what you do for me
[00:38.48] Thank you for that, Spencer, you prick
[00:44.03] I'm a magician, Spencer
[00:46.26] A furious magician
[00:49.35] Oooooh
[00:53.49] Avada Kedavra
[00:54.72] Spencer, to you, Spencer
[00:57.96] Avada Kedavra, to you, Spencer
[01:02.37] You think you're something special, Spencer
[01:04.65] You think you're something brand new
[01:06.86] But you're old oats, Spencer
[01:09.10] You're old, dry, stale, oats, Spencer
[01:12.57] I'm a magician, Spencer
[01:14.93] A furious magician
[01:17.80] Oooooh
[01:24.07] You're a tall glass of water
[01:26.85] Aren't you Spencer?
[01:30.82] You boy... Precious boy
[01:36.70] I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer
[01:39.85] And I want your teeth
[01:44.11] For the federal reserve
[01:47.37] I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer
[01:51.31] And I need your teeth
[01:54.16] I'll admit, Spencer
[01:55.38] You're hansome... but what have you done with it?
[01:58.79] You think you can mock me, Spencer?
[02:01.07] Do you?
[02:04.40] Do you think you can mock me Spencer?
[02:06.33] Do you think you can capture my essence and
[02:08.81] Throw it back at me with humor and
[02:10.92] Rhetorical devices?
[02:12.58] Well you can't, Spencer
[02:14.11] You don't know what I'm capable of
[02:16.45] I need your teeth
[02:18.15] For my Lonley Hearts Club Band, Spencer
[02:20.55] Ben Bernanke
[02:23.85] I'm a magician, Spencer,
[02:25.98] A furious magician
[02:28.93] Oooooh
[02:33.93] Are you proud of your country?
[02:37.93] Are you proud of your country?
[02:42.38] I bet you are
[02:44.53] You pretty little boy
[02:46.60] Sitting up there in your high chair
[02:49.02] Demanding more applesauce
[02:52.73] You've already got enough applesauce, Spencer
[02:57.58] There's plenty of applesauce on your plate
[03:03.97] I'm going to kiss you, Spencer
[03:06.95] On the lips
[03:10.69] You sexy little rattlesnake
[03:12.13] You naughty little baby boy
[03:17.07] You rambungtious little infant
[03:23.76] My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer
[03:28.15] You know what that's like?
[03:29.53] You know how humiliating that is, Spencer?
[03:36.35] You boy Spencer, Spencer, Spencer, Spencer
[03:47.14] Oh my god
[03:53.60] You tall drink of water, Spencer
[03:58.06] I'm a magician, Spencer,
[04:00.17] A furious magician
[04:03.11] Oooooh
[04:07.18] I'm a magician, Spencer,
[04:09.35] A furious magician magician magician
[04:18.71] I love you, Spencer
[04:21.43] I'm gonna spank you silly
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