Say Man, Back Again (Alternate Version)

Well, well, here I am again, at the same old joint
No time to explain
Hey, my man
Uh oh, here comes trouble
Same old cat again
What's happening, Dill?
Why?
You been in jail, ain't you?
Now, how come I had to be in jail?
Well, it's just good to see you back on the scene again

Yeah, I been gone for a long time
Yeah, you keep on messing with my old lady, you going back too
Say, man
Yeah, what's that?
Speaking of your old lady, I seen that new girl you got
Yeah, ain't she nice?
Yeah, she got everything a man would want
Sure have
Hair on her chest, mustache, everything a man would want

Yeah, what's that? Hey, look here
What's that?
You got the nerve to talk about somebody's girlfriend
Is that right?

I was out with your girlfriend the other day
Is that right?
Yeah

Man, that chick was so skinny, she had to
Tie some knots in her legs to make some knees
Oh, that wasn't none of my girls
Well, who was it?
That was your wife
Them is fighting words, man
Is that right?

You meet me in the alley tomorrow night after dark by yourself
That's okay with me
You gonna be there by yourself?
I'll be there all by myself
I know it 'cause I ain't coming

Say, man, that sure is a nice suit you got on there
Yeah, sure is, you like it, huh?
Yeah, it's sharp, that's a Seymour suit, ain't it?
Yeah, what kind of suit is that?
See more holes than you do suits
Hey, look here
What's that?

I can do what you doing
How come you ain't doing it then?
I got you doing it
Somebody's got to do something, you ain't doing nothing
I done told you you can't do what you see me do
I wouldn't want to do what you doing, you ain't playing nothing anyway
Hey, look here
What's that?

You look like you been run over by an ugly machine
That's alright with me
You look like you was in a hatchet fight
And everybody had a hatchet except you

I guess I'll go home and put some shine on this cat
Man, shut your mouth, your teeth in front look like a picket fence
I don't like him anyway
I don't know why I keep hanging around