My Phone
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โฑ๏ธ 3:06 duration
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๐ Lyrics
I didn't think it was for real
Or it could be such a big deal
That this hunk of silicon could save my life
But now i've seen what it can do
And after all that we've been through
I had to write a song all about why
It can do anything
It can even help me sing
And yes it helped me find my soulmate
It can be a lightsaber
Help me find out if my neighbour is a registered sex offender in my state.
Been bitten by a vampire bat?
Well there's an app for that
Been deployed into heavy combat?
Well there's an app for that
In a fight with Yassar AraFat
There's an app for that
Have you heard about my phone
My phone's so sweet
My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete
One thing you've gotta understand
My phone it holds my hand
And I don't think you can comprehend how
I don't even need a girlfriend now
Cause my phone does everything
If I put it in my pants
Suddenly I can dance
And the ladies flock to me on the dancefloor
And the one that I take home invariably loves my phone
Too bad there's not an app for birth control
Are you bored at the laundromat?
Well there's an app for that
Been feeling like you're getting fat?
There's an app for that
Forgetting when to feed your cat
There's an app for that
Have you heard about my phone
My phone's so sweet
My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete
One thing you've gotta understand
My phone it holds my hand
And I don't think you can comprehend how
I don't even need a girlfriend now
'Cause my phone does everything
My finance application says I deserve a vacation
It fixed the economy in Greece
Steevie Jobs knows what he's doin
In my opinion he's a shoein for this years nobel prize for peace
You learning how to knit a hat?
Well there's an app for that
Your wife just gave birth to a cat?
There's probably an app for that
You wanna call your mom and chat?
Well actually service is kinda spotty out here so I'll, I'll just call here when I get into town.
Have you heard about my phone
My phone's so sweet
My phone owns your phone it makes my life complete
One thing you've gotta understand
My phone it holds my hand
And I don't think you can comprehend how
I don't even need a girlfriend now
Cause my phone does everything
And yes I mean everything
Or it could be such a big deal
That this hunk of silicon could save my life
But now i've seen what it can do
And after all that we've been through
I had to write a song all about why
It can do anything
It can even help me sing
And yes it helped me find my soulmate
It can be a lightsaber
Help me find out if my neighbour is a registered sex offender in my state.
Been bitten by a vampire bat?
Well there's an app for that
Been deployed into heavy combat?
Well there's an app for that
In a fight with Yassar AraFat
There's an app for that
Have you heard about my phone
My phone's so sweet
My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete
One thing you've gotta understand
My phone it holds my hand
And I don't think you can comprehend how
I don't even need a girlfriend now
Cause my phone does everything
If I put it in my pants
Suddenly I can dance
And the ladies flock to me on the dancefloor
And the one that I take home invariably loves my phone
Too bad there's not an app for birth control
Are you bored at the laundromat?
Well there's an app for that
Been feeling like you're getting fat?
There's an app for that
Forgetting when to feed your cat
There's an app for that
Have you heard about my phone
My phone's so sweet
My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete
One thing you've gotta understand
My phone it holds my hand
And I don't think you can comprehend how
I don't even need a girlfriend now
'Cause my phone does everything
My finance application says I deserve a vacation
It fixed the economy in Greece
Steevie Jobs knows what he's doin
In my opinion he's a shoein for this years nobel prize for peace
You learning how to knit a hat?
Well there's an app for that
Your wife just gave birth to a cat?
There's probably an app for that
You wanna call your mom and chat?
Well actually service is kinda spotty out here so I'll, I'll just call here when I get into town.
Have you heard about my phone
My phone's so sweet
My phone owns your phone it makes my life complete
One thing you've gotta understand
My phone it holds my hand
And I don't think you can comprehend how
I don't even need a girlfriend now
Cause my phone does everything
And yes I mean everything
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.02] I didn't think it was for real
[00:05.71] Or it could be such a big deal
[00:07.81] That this hunk of silicon could save my life
[00:11.24] But now i've seen what it can do
[00:13.76] And after all that we've been through
[00:16.12] I had to write a song all about why
[00:19.02] It can do anything
[00:21.03] It can even help me sing
[00:23.81] And yes it helped me find my soulmate
[00:26.37] It can be a lightsaber
[00:29.12] Help me find out if my neighbour is a registered sex offender in my state.
[00:34.13] Been bitten by a vampire bat?
[00:37.24] Well there's an app for that
[00:38.98] Been deployed into heavy combat?
[00:41.05] Well there's an app for that
[00:43.09] In a fight with Yassar AraFat
[00:46.64] There's an app for that
[00:49.79] Have you heard about my phone
[00:52.97] My phone's so sweet
[00:54.98] My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete
[00:58.18] One thing you've gotta understand
[01:01.10] My phone it holds my hand
[01:02.83] And I don't think you can comprehend how
[01:04.47] I don't even need a girlfriend now
[01:06.36] Cause my phone does everything
[01:11.36] If I put it in my pants
[01:13.91] Suddenly I can dance
[01:15.74] And the ladies flock to me on the dancefloor
[01:19.33] And the one that I take home invariably loves my phone
[01:23.17] Too bad there's not an app for birth control
[01:26.71] Are you bored at the laundromat?
[01:29.15] Well there's an app for that
[01:31.18] Been feeling like you're getting fat?
[01:33.33] There's an app for that
[01:34.59] Forgetting when to feed your cat
[01:39.05] There's an app for that
[01:42.66] Have you heard about my phone
[01:45.11] My phone's so sweet
[01:47.68] My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete
[01:50.37] One thing you've gotta understand
[01:52.89] My phone it holds my hand
[01:54.91] And I don't think you can comprehend how
[01:56.50] I don't even need a girlfriend now
[01:58.52] 'Cause my phone does everything
[02:02.79] My finance application says I deserve a vacation
[02:07.96] It fixed the economy in Greece
[02:11.42] Steevie Jobs knows what he's doin
[02:13.73] In my opinion he's a shoein for this years nobel prize for peace
[02:19.16] You learning how to knit a hat?
[02:21.50] Well there's an app for that
[02:23.81] Your wife just gave birth to a cat?
[02:25.84] There's probably an app for that
[02:27.80] You wanna call your mom and chat?
[02:31.54] Well actually service is kinda spotty out here so I'll, I'll just call here when I get into town.
[02:35.12] Have you heard about my phone
[02:37.17] My phone's so sweet
[02:39.22] My phone owns your phone it makes my life complete
[02:42.53] One thing you've gotta understand
[02:44.92] My phone it holds my hand
[02:46.83] And I don't think you can comprehend how
[02:48.91] I don't even need a girlfriend now
[02:50.84] Cause my phone does everything
[02:54.58] And yes I mean everything
[03:03.50]
[00:05.71] Or it could be such a big deal
[00:07.81] That this hunk of silicon could save my life
[00:11.24] But now i've seen what it can do
[00:13.76] And after all that we've been through
[00:16.12] I had to write a song all about why
[00:19.02] It can do anything
[00:21.03] It can even help me sing
[00:23.81] And yes it helped me find my soulmate
[00:26.37] It can be a lightsaber
[00:29.12] Help me find out if my neighbour is a registered sex offender in my state.
[00:34.13] Been bitten by a vampire bat?
[00:37.24] Well there's an app for that
[00:38.98] Been deployed into heavy combat?
[00:41.05] Well there's an app for that
[00:43.09] In a fight with Yassar AraFat
[00:46.64] There's an app for that
[00:49.79] Have you heard about my phone
[00:52.97] My phone's so sweet
[00:54.98] My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete
[00:58.18] One thing you've gotta understand
[01:01.10] My phone it holds my hand
[01:02.83] And I don't think you can comprehend how
[01:04.47] I don't even need a girlfriend now
[01:06.36] Cause my phone does everything
[01:11.36] If I put it in my pants
[01:13.91] Suddenly I can dance
[01:15.74] And the ladies flock to me on the dancefloor
[01:19.33] And the one that I take home invariably loves my phone
[01:23.17] Too bad there's not an app for birth control
[01:26.71] Are you bored at the laundromat?
[01:29.15] Well there's an app for that
[01:31.18] Been feeling like you're getting fat?
[01:33.33] There's an app for that
[01:34.59] Forgetting when to feed your cat
[01:39.05] There's an app for that
[01:42.66] Have you heard about my phone
[01:45.11] My phone's so sweet
[01:47.68] My phone owns your phone, it makes my life complete
[01:50.37] One thing you've gotta understand
[01:52.89] My phone it holds my hand
[01:54.91] And I don't think you can comprehend how
[01:56.50] I don't even need a girlfriend now
[01:58.52] 'Cause my phone does everything
[02:02.79] My finance application says I deserve a vacation
[02:07.96] It fixed the economy in Greece
[02:11.42] Steevie Jobs knows what he's doin
[02:13.73] In my opinion he's a shoein for this years nobel prize for peace
[02:19.16] You learning how to knit a hat?
[02:21.50] Well there's an app for that
[02:23.81] Your wife just gave birth to a cat?
[02:25.84] There's probably an app for that
[02:27.80] You wanna call your mom and chat?
[02:31.54] Well actually service is kinda spotty out here so I'll, I'll just call here when I get into town.
[02:35.12] Have you heard about my phone
[02:37.17] My phone's so sweet
[02:39.22] My phone owns your phone it makes my life complete
[02:42.53] One thing you've gotta understand
[02:44.92] My phone it holds my hand
[02:46.83] And I don't think you can comprehend how
[02:48.91] I don't even need a girlfriend now
[02:50.84] Cause my phone does everything
[02:54.58] And yes I mean everything
[03:03.50]