PokeRAP

I want to be the best
There ever was!
To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause!
Exacto, Dingdong, Nickelback, Mancave
Vichyssoise, Ricotta, Freebird, Pigbang
Seabeef, Gelatine, Dracula, Gaslight
Ponytail, Fedoraman, Polyblart, Bugstyle!
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all!
Pokémon!
I'll search across the land, look far and wide!
Release from my hand the power that's inside!
Xenomorph, Pottyman, Nick Jr., Cool duck
Applestore, Grindr, Wikihow, Moses!
Nippleking, Footfist, Avril, Chickenpuff
Krimbus, Dryhump, Clamato, Dippindots!
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all! Pokémon!
Zoobooks, Primus, Mraz, Rocks
Nudedude, Zackattack, Macklemore, Kpax!
Gonegirl, Tingler, Goldblum, Speedo
Weezer, Seal, Carlos, Holezone!
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!
Ow!
Kambucha, Porkins, Prunis, Hornweed
Pattymelt, Mcavoy, Kragina, Wiffleball!
Dicko, Clumpster, Creamy Pete, Slamshame
Bonerspore, Shakira, Colon, Pinochet!
At least one hundred and fifty
Or more to see!
To be a Pokémon master is my
Destiny!
Alanmoore, Dogdog, Vengaboy, Madchad
Angerstar, Hipdip, Electrohouse, Firefox!
Boytoy, Powerwheel, Amish, Trumpy
Ratfood, Nicotine, Bloodsport, Starmeat!
Whoo! We're at the halfway point! Doing great so far!
(We? What's all this "we" stuff?! I'm doing all the hard work!)
Break time's over! Here we go!
Menopause, Kerouac, Kaboodle, Glengarry
Devito, Speedball, Vitaboob, Krabcore!
Tickletown, Ruffalo, Weiner, Nickelback
Modcloth, Swelldad, Porngod, Wickerman!
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all!
(Yeah)
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all!
(Yeah!)
Avocado, Jncos, Nutrena, Beeboy
Honker, Squirter, Banksy, (Pokémon!)
Partysack, Eggchute, Beck, Dudelove
Pinocchio, Lapdesk, Furprince, Rawdog!
At least one hundred and fifty
Or more to see!
To be a Pokémon master is my
Destiny!
Jar Jar, Momshorts, Pickle, Golfy
Dunkaroos, Godsmack, Starjones, Mazeltov!
Pinesol, Atkins, Lonely Heart!
Seinfeld, Timecube, Dragontales, Markymark!
Woah! Catch your breath, man, shake out those lips!
It's downhill from here! Just twenty four more to go!
Now it gets tricky! So listen real good!
Scrodsmash, Howarddean, Piss Duck, Tigerbeat
Vevo, Coconuts, Kidzbop, Slapchop
Jabroni, Lithgow, Mr. Mom, Quaaludes
Googler, Ballboy, Glube! (We're almost home!)
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! (Yeah!)
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! (Hoo!)
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon! Ready?
Chamillionaire! Tortreform!
Moodtube, Teddycruz, Aaronsorkin!
Hoobastank, Bonesmoke!
Pitbull, Arby's! (That's all, folks!)
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all!
(Ooh, gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!)
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all!
(Ooooh, gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!)
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all! Pokémon!