The Whole Being Dead Thing - 2014 Original Pitch Demo
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⏱️ 4:06 duration
🆔 ID: 3266539
📜 Lyrics
Hey folks, begging your pardon
S'cuse me
Sorry to barge in
But how'd you like to make a start on the whole
You know, being dead thing
Death is, so my oeuvre
I make crossing over smoother
Try to think of me as lube for the whole
The whole being dead thing
Yes, I guess you have regrets
"We should have carpe'd way more diems
Now we're never gonna see 'em"
I can show you what comes next
Evеrything is great here
Lots of friеnds to make here
They're sailing on the lake here
There's a gaint snake here
You're, you're gonna be fine
On the other side
Die
You're all gonna die, you're all gonna die
I'll, I'll be your guide
To the other side
It's part of the dead thing
Death is not the easiest
So don't be nervous
Oblivion can really make a girl feel worthless
Everybody needs a good transition service
When they pass that's me
I'm part of the dead thing
I'm not tryin' to say that you're uptight and boring
But there's a little fact that we can't keep ignoring
I mean seriously
You guys were killed by flooring?
Hello, middle-class?
Welcome to the dead thing
Death can have its ups and downs
Eternity is like forever
It's so cute you died together
Come with me I'll show you 'round
My social skills are rusty
I smell a little musty
My mouth's a little crusty
But you just have to trust me
You're, you're gonna' be fine
Oh, thank you
On the other side
That's too kind
Hey
I'll, I'll be your guide
Ok that's probably too much
To the other side
Stop that
Okay, let me break it down for you
The good news is you and your spouse
Died in your own house
That gives you clout
That means there's something you can do about
The yuppies from uptown who swooped down and bought it
Don't be daunted it's your house, so haunt it
I'll teach you to flaunt it
I'm the ghost with the most-est
Scare the living shit of folks, coast-to-coast
It's lucky for you I dropped by
Yeah you seem like nice guys
A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side
As for me, I've been scaring for millennia
I'm the bio-exorcist who'll give your house an enema
Flush out all the breathers
You can breathe easier
Stick with me
I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus
Qualifications for days and days
And hey, the amazing part is nobody pays
Because I do it for the love of it
I can't get enough of it
We won't stop until they quit
Jesus Christ, I love this shit
You're just gonna love the folks here
Everybody's dead so everybody smokes here
Every day I do like, a ton of coke here
The whole...
Being dead thing
The nightlife's hip sinatra plays here
Orgies last for several days here
People tend to go both ways here
They're like "Yolo, the whole being dead thing"
Don't think what you've left behind
Spring vacation
Friends and family
Feeling any real emotion
Think of what you're yet to find
No more meetings
No more deadlines
No more using suntan lotion
It's the perfect day to die
'Cause this guy happened to be passing by
To help you master the art
Come on let's make a start
It's your lucky day
Well, apart from the whole
Y'know
Let's face it, uh
Hoo
The whole being dead thing
S'cuse me
Sorry to barge in
But how'd you like to make a start on the whole
You know, being dead thing
Death is, so my oeuvre
I make crossing over smoother
Try to think of me as lube for the whole
The whole being dead thing
Yes, I guess you have regrets
"We should have carpe'd way more diems
Now we're never gonna see 'em"
I can show you what comes next
Evеrything is great here
Lots of friеnds to make here
They're sailing on the lake here
There's a gaint snake here
You're, you're gonna be fine
On the other side
Die
You're all gonna die, you're all gonna die
I'll, I'll be your guide
To the other side
It's part of the dead thing
Death is not the easiest
So don't be nervous
Oblivion can really make a girl feel worthless
Everybody needs a good transition service
When they pass that's me
I'm part of the dead thing
I'm not tryin' to say that you're uptight and boring
But there's a little fact that we can't keep ignoring
I mean seriously
You guys were killed by flooring?
Hello, middle-class?
Welcome to the dead thing
Death can have its ups and downs
Eternity is like forever
It's so cute you died together
Come with me I'll show you 'round
My social skills are rusty
I smell a little musty
My mouth's a little crusty
But you just have to trust me
You're, you're gonna' be fine
Oh, thank you
On the other side
That's too kind
Hey
I'll, I'll be your guide
Ok that's probably too much
To the other side
Stop that
Okay, let me break it down for you
The good news is you and your spouse
Died in your own house
That gives you clout
That means there's something you can do about
The yuppies from uptown who swooped down and bought it
Don't be daunted it's your house, so haunt it
I'll teach you to flaunt it
I'm the ghost with the most-est
Scare the living shit of folks, coast-to-coast
It's lucky for you I dropped by
Yeah you seem like nice guys
A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side
As for me, I've been scaring for millennia
I'm the bio-exorcist who'll give your house an enema
Flush out all the breathers
You can breathe easier
Stick with me
I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus
Qualifications for days and days
And hey, the amazing part is nobody pays
Because I do it for the love of it
I can't get enough of it
We won't stop until they quit
Jesus Christ, I love this shit
You're just gonna love the folks here
Everybody's dead so everybody smokes here
Every day I do like, a ton of coke here
The whole...
Being dead thing
The nightlife's hip sinatra plays here
Orgies last for several days here
People tend to go both ways here
They're like "Yolo, the whole being dead thing"
Don't think what you've left behind
Spring vacation
Friends and family
Feeling any real emotion
Think of what you're yet to find
No more meetings
No more deadlines
No more using suntan lotion
It's the perfect day to die
'Cause this guy happened to be passing by
To help you master the art
Come on let's make a start
It's your lucky day
Well, apart from the whole
Y'know
Let's face it, uh
Hoo
The whole being dead thing
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.56] Hey folks, begging your pardon
[00:08.61] S'cuse me
[00:10.19] Sorry to barge in
[00:11.87] But how'd you like to make a start on the whole
[00:15.59] You know, being dead thing
[00:17.81] Death is, so my oeuvre
[00:20.71] I make crossing over smoother
[00:23.82] Try to think of me as lube for the whole
[00:27.59] The whole being dead thing
[00:29.77] Yes, I guess you have regrets
[00:32.52] "We should have carpe'd way more diems
[00:34.23] Now we're never gonna see 'em"
[00:35.65] I can show you what comes next
[00:38.40] Evеrything is great here
[00:39.92] Lots of friеnds to make here
[00:41.45] They're sailing on the lake here
[00:43.30] There's a gaint snake here
[00:44.94] You're, you're gonna be fine
[00:48.32] On the other side
[00:52.08] Die
[00:54.52] You're all gonna die, you're all gonna die
[00:56.74] I'll, I'll be your guide
[01:01.52] To the other side
[01:03.73] It's part of the dead thing
[01:07.02] Death is not the easiest
[01:09.84] So don't be nervous
[01:11.18] Oblivion can really make a girl feel worthless
[01:14.00] Everybody needs a good transition service
[01:17.19] When they pass that's me
[01:18.88] I'm part of the dead thing
[01:20.45] I'm not tryin' to say that you're uptight and boring
[01:22.84] But there's a little fact that we can't keep ignoring
[01:25.99] I mean seriously
[01:27.25] You guys were killed by flooring?
[01:29.02] Hello, middle-class?
[01:30.90] Welcome to the dead thing
[01:32.25] Death can have its ups and downs
[01:35.03] Eternity is like forever
[01:36.93] It's so cute you died together
[01:38.34] Come with me I'll show you 'round
[01:41.09] My social skills are rusty
[01:42.64] I smell a little musty
[01:43.98] My mouth's a little crusty
[01:45.55] But you just have to trust me
[01:47.44] You're, you're gonna' be fine
[01:51.49] Oh, thank you
[01:53.40] On the other side
[01:55.16] That's too kind
[01:58.05] Hey
[01:59.42] I'll, I'll be your guide
[02:03.14] Ok that's probably too much
[02:05.67] To the other side
[02:06.75] Stop that
[02:07.65] Okay, let me break it down for you
[02:11.31] The good news is you and your spouse
[02:13.07] Died in your own house
[02:14.20] That gives you clout
[02:15.49] That means there's something you can do about
[02:17.26] The yuppies from uptown who swooped down and bought it
[02:20.29] Don't be daunted it's your house, so haunt it
[02:23.08] I'll teach you to flaunt it
[02:24.62] I'm the ghost with the most-est
[02:26.32] Scare the living shit of folks, coast-to-coast
[02:29.27] It's lucky for you I dropped by
[02:30.76] Yeah you seem like nice guys
[02:32.35] A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side
[02:35.57] As for me, I've been scaring for millennia
[02:38.41] I'm the bio-exorcist who'll give your house an enema
[02:41.27] Flush out all the breathers
[02:42.78] You can breathe easier
[02:44.16] Stick with me
[02:45.36] I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus
[02:47.34] Qualifications for days and days
[02:49.94] And hey, the amazing part is nobody pays
[02:53.01] Because I do it for the love of it
[02:54.78] I can't get enough of it
[02:55.85] We won't stop until they quit
[02:57.60] Jesus Christ, I love this shit
[03:00.74] You're just gonna love the folks here
[03:03.79] Everybody's dead so everybody smokes here
[03:06.51] Every day I do like, a ton of coke here
[03:09.77] The whole...
[03:11.05] Being dead thing
[03:13.36] The nightlife's hip sinatra plays here
[03:15.73] Orgies last for several days here
[03:18.66] People tend to go both ways here
[03:21.73] They're like "Yolo, the whole being dead thing"
[03:24.82] Don't think what you've left behind
[03:27.74] Spring vacation
[03:28.71] Friends and family
[03:29.60] Feeling any real emotion
[03:30.92] Think of what you're yet to find
[03:33.43] No more meetings
[03:34.43] No more deadlines
[03:35.19] No more using suntan lotion
[03:37.08] It's the perfect day to die
[03:39.68] 'Cause this guy happened to be passing by
[03:42.65] To help you master the art
[03:45.10] Come on let's make a start
[03:48.04] It's your lucky day
[03:50.45] Well, apart from the whole
[03:53.16] Y'know
[03:55.70] Let's face it, uh
[03:59.09] Hoo
[04:00.80] The whole being dead thing
[04:04.20]
[00:08.61] S'cuse me
[00:10.19] Sorry to barge in
[00:11.87] But how'd you like to make a start on the whole
[00:15.59] You know, being dead thing
[00:17.81] Death is, so my oeuvre
[00:20.71] I make crossing over smoother
[00:23.82] Try to think of me as lube for the whole
[00:27.59] The whole being dead thing
[00:29.77] Yes, I guess you have regrets
[00:32.52] "We should have carpe'd way more diems
[00:34.23] Now we're never gonna see 'em"
[00:35.65] I can show you what comes next
[00:38.40] Evеrything is great here
[00:39.92] Lots of friеnds to make here
[00:41.45] They're sailing on the lake here
[00:43.30] There's a gaint snake here
[00:44.94] You're, you're gonna be fine
[00:48.32] On the other side
[00:52.08] Die
[00:54.52] You're all gonna die, you're all gonna die
[00:56.74] I'll, I'll be your guide
[01:01.52] To the other side
[01:03.73] It's part of the dead thing
[01:07.02] Death is not the easiest
[01:09.84] So don't be nervous
[01:11.18] Oblivion can really make a girl feel worthless
[01:14.00] Everybody needs a good transition service
[01:17.19] When they pass that's me
[01:18.88] I'm part of the dead thing
[01:20.45] I'm not tryin' to say that you're uptight and boring
[01:22.84] But there's a little fact that we can't keep ignoring
[01:25.99] I mean seriously
[01:27.25] You guys were killed by flooring?
[01:29.02] Hello, middle-class?
[01:30.90] Welcome to the dead thing
[01:32.25] Death can have its ups and downs
[01:35.03] Eternity is like forever
[01:36.93] It's so cute you died together
[01:38.34] Come with me I'll show you 'round
[01:41.09] My social skills are rusty
[01:42.64] I smell a little musty
[01:43.98] My mouth's a little crusty
[01:45.55] But you just have to trust me
[01:47.44] You're, you're gonna' be fine
[01:51.49] Oh, thank you
[01:53.40] On the other side
[01:55.16] That's too kind
[01:58.05] Hey
[01:59.42] I'll, I'll be your guide
[02:03.14] Ok that's probably too much
[02:05.67] To the other side
[02:06.75] Stop that
[02:07.65] Okay, let me break it down for you
[02:11.31] The good news is you and your spouse
[02:13.07] Died in your own house
[02:14.20] That gives you clout
[02:15.49] That means there's something you can do about
[02:17.26] The yuppies from uptown who swooped down and bought it
[02:20.29] Don't be daunted it's your house, so haunt it
[02:23.08] I'll teach you to flaunt it
[02:24.62] I'm the ghost with the most-est
[02:26.32] Scare the living shit of folks, coast-to-coast
[02:29.27] It's lucky for you I dropped by
[02:30.76] Yeah you seem like nice guys
[02:32.35] A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side
[02:35.57] As for me, I've been scaring for millennia
[02:38.41] I'm the bio-exorcist who'll give your house an enema
[02:41.27] Flush out all the breathers
[02:42.78] You can breathe easier
[02:44.16] Stick with me
[02:45.36] I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus
[02:47.34] Qualifications for days and days
[02:49.94] And hey, the amazing part is nobody pays
[02:53.01] Because I do it for the love of it
[02:54.78] I can't get enough of it
[02:55.85] We won't stop until they quit
[02:57.60] Jesus Christ, I love this shit
[03:00.74] You're just gonna love the folks here
[03:03.79] Everybody's dead so everybody smokes here
[03:06.51] Every day I do like, a ton of coke here
[03:09.77] The whole...
[03:11.05] Being dead thing
[03:13.36] The nightlife's hip sinatra plays here
[03:15.73] Orgies last for several days here
[03:18.66] People tend to go both ways here
[03:21.73] They're like "Yolo, the whole being dead thing"
[03:24.82] Don't think what you've left behind
[03:27.74] Spring vacation
[03:28.71] Friends and family
[03:29.60] Feeling any real emotion
[03:30.92] Think of what you're yet to find
[03:33.43] No more meetings
[03:34.43] No more deadlines
[03:35.19] No more using suntan lotion
[03:37.08] It's the perfect day to die
[03:39.68] 'Cause this guy happened to be passing by
[03:42.65] To help you master the art
[03:45.10] Come on let's make a start
[03:48.04] It's your lucky day
[03:50.45] Well, apart from the whole
[03:53.16] Y'know
[03:55.70] Let's face it, uh
[03:59.09] Hoo
[04:00.80] The whole being dead thing
[04:04.20]