Devotional Number One

Jesus met Moses drinking from a well.
Moses had thought he was Jesus;
Moses had just got back from Hell.

And he took his tablets out.
The birds began to sing.
Wasn't this a lovely dish to set before the King?

For Jesus did not, and does not, and will not slay any persons
As somewhere was falsely written.

And, too, as Jesus is not a hallucinogenic mushroom.
Don't wait for Christ to come - He has already risen.