My Worst Birthday

My birthday was quite the night
Gifts and cards and drinking Sprite
Oh no
We did not know

All the gifts filled me with glee
I love my friends and they loved me
But oh
We did not know
(Oh no)

The dancing made it such a blast
The room was filled with laughs
But alas
It would not last

My friend Bob said to take a break
Then he left to get a thing
To make
This party truly great

Bob carried in the cake and ice cream
The cake was eight layers high, fit for a king
The icing was pristine
The greatest cake that I had ever seen!

Then Bob slipped
And dropped the whole fucking thing

God dammit Bob...