Goin' Huntin'

Well, me and my buddies
We got us some beer
And a great big bottle of rye
And boxes of ammo
And guns to go with 'em
And good ol' Charlie's glass eye

Well, we looked all around
And we sees all the nature
All calm and so serene
But not for long
'Cause we're gonna use guns
And make the furry animals scream

'Cause we're goin' huntin'
And we're gonna kill somethin'
And I don't care what it is
Maybe a raccoon
Maybe a gopher
Or maybe the neighbor's kids!

We're goin' huntin'
And we're gonna kill somethin'
And I don't care what it is
Maybe a raccoon
Maybe a gopher
Or maybe the neighbor's kids!

Well, off we go
Our guns are loaded
And, so's are we
We weave through the bushes
And falls on our faces
And piss on the nice trees

And then we spot somethin'
Movin' and a-russlin'
We pump it full of lead
And we smile real wide
As we hear it scream
And thud as it falls down dead

'Cause we're goin' huntin'
And we're gonna kill somethin'
And I don't care what it is
Maybe a raccoon
Maybe a gopher
Or maybe the neighbor's kids!

We're goin' huntin'
And we're gonna kill somethin'
And I don't care what it is
Maybe a raccoon
Maybe a gopher
Or maybe the neighbor's kids!

Well, off we go to see what we killed
And watch the damn thing bleed
The first thing we see
Is a bright orange cap
We shot down ol' Charlie

But he don't seem to mind
And he smiled all the time
He died real happy
But next time he should tell us
When he's goin' off to take a pee

'Cause we're goin' huntin'
And we're gonna kill somethin'
And I don't care what it is
Maybe a raccoon
Maybe a gopher
Or maybe the neighbor's kids!

We're goin' huntin'
And we're gonna kill somethin'
And I don't care what it is
Maybe a raccoon
Maybe a gopher
Or maybe the neighbor's kids!

Well, the sun it goes down
And we head back to town
And hop in our pickup truck
Drop Charlie on the hood
Start up the engine
Try to get home with any luck

Well, what do you know
We run into a pole
But we're all still in one piece
And we get a free ride
Back into town
From the seat of the police

'Cause we're goin' huntin'
And we're gonna kill somethin'
And I don't care what it is
Maybe a raccoon
Maybe a gopher
Or maybe the neighbor's kids!

We're goin' huntin'
And we're gonna kill somethin'
And I don't care what it is
Maybe a raccoon
Maybe a gopher
Or maybe the neighbor's kids!
(Yee-hoo! Yow! Ooh-wee!)