Never Tell a Lie

My teacher told me I should never tell a lie
Because a lie will bring your troubles sure as pie (but I like pie!)
Its an awful thing to do
And it's true as true is true,
You'll get caught and then you'll start to cry,
You'll have a horrid painful pounding in your head,
And you will feel your face get hot and turn bright red,
Then your heart will start to thump,
In your throat you'll get a lump,
And you'll feel so bad you'll wish that you could lie right down and die,
You're much better off to never tell a lie.
Not even sometimes.
Remember, never never tell a lie

(Don't lie)