The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
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And now it's time for 'silly songs with Larry', the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up
The infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates who don't do anything!
We are the Pirates who don't do anything!
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
We don't do anything!
Well, I've never been Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
'Cause we're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you
We don't do anything
And I never hoist the mainstay
And I never swab the poop deck
And I never veer to starboard
'Cause I never sail at all
And I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
'Cause we're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
We don't do anything!
Well, I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
Huh? what are you talking about?
What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"
Oh
And who ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's just nonsense!
Why even bring it up?
Am I right?
What do you think?
I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!
Huh? no I don't!
Do too
Do not!
You're making me hungry
That's it, you're walkin' the plank!
Says who?
Says the captain, that's who!
Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n crunch!
And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings
You just don't get it!
And we've never been to Boston in the fall!
Pass the chips! who's got the remote?
Here it is!
Time for Geraldo!
It's definitely time for Wapner
Oh, I don't like this show
Hey, look! I found a quarter!
Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up
The infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates who don't do anything!
We are the Pirates who don't do anything!
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
We don't do anything!
Well, I've never been Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
'Cause we're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you
We don't do anything
And I never hoist the mainstay
And I never swab the poop deck
And I never veer to starboard
'Cause I never sail at all
And I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
'Cause we're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
We don't do anything!
Well, I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
Huh? what are you talking about?
What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"
Oh
And who ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's just nonsense!
Why even bring it up?
Am I right?
What do you think?
I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!
Huh? no I don't!
Do too
Do not!
You're making me hungry
That's it, you're walkin' the plank!
Says who?
Says the captain, that's who!
Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n crunch!
And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings
You just don't get it!
And we've never been to Boston in the fall!
Pass the chips! who's got the remote?
Here it is!
Time for Geraldo!
It's definitely time for Wapner
Oh, I don't like this show
Hey, look! I found a quarter!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.25] And now it's time for 'silly songs with Larry', the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
[00:09.33] Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up
[00:14.24] The infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates who don't do anything!
[00:19.40] We are the Pirates who don't do anything!
[00:23.18] We just stay home and lie around
[00:26.34] And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
[00:32.50] We don't do anything!
[00:35.03] Well, I've never been Greenland
[00:38.08] And I've never been to Denver
[00:39.71] And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul
[00:43.06] And I've never been to Moscow
[00:44.95] And I've never been to Tampa
[00:46.76] And I've never been to Boston in the fall
[00:49.32] 'Cause we're the Pirates who don't do anything
[00:53.35] We just stay home and lie around
[00:56.63] And if you ask us to do anything
[01:00.22] We'll just tell you
[01:03.04] We don't do anything
[01:05.70] And I never hoist the mainstay
[01:08.80] And I never swab the poop deck
[01:10.41] And I never veer to starboard
[01:12.02] 'Cause I never sail at all
[01:13.94] And I've never walked the gang plank
[01:15.59] And I've never owned a parrot
[01:17.28] And I've never been to Boston in the fall
[01:20.17] 'Cause we're the Pirates who don't do anything
[01:23.95] We just stay at home and lie around
[01:27.20] And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
[01:33.43] We don't do anything!
[01:35.84] Well, I've never plucked a rooster
[01:38.76] And I'm not too good at ping-pong
[01:40.59] And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
[01:43.88] And I've never kissed a chipmunk
[01:45.60] And I've never gotten head lice
[01:47.49] And I've never been to Boston in the fall
[01:51.26] Huh? what are you talking about?
[01:53.44] What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
[01:58.59] Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"
[02:03.49] Oh
[02:04.33] And who ever kissed a chipmunk?
[02:06.30] That's just nonsense!
[02:08.47] Why even bring it up?
[02:09.69] Am I right?
[02:10.87] What do you think?
[02:12.19] I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!
[02:15.14] Huh? no I don't!
[02:17.20] Do too
[02:18.21] Do not!
[02:19.79] You're making me hungry
[02:21.32] That's it, you're walkin' the plank!
[02:23.82] Says who?
[02:24.91] Says the captain, that's who!
[02:26.93] Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n crunch!
[02:34.16] And I've never licked a spark plug
[02:36.61] And I've never sniffed a stink bug
[02:38.22] And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
[02:41.22] And I've never bathed in yogurt
[02:43.05] And I don't look good in leggings
[02:45.82] You just don't get it!
[02:53.36] And we've never been to Boston in the fall!
[02:54.41] Pass the chips! who's got the remote?
[02:58.90] Here it is!
[02:59.66] Time for Geraldo!
[03:01.38] It's definitely time for Wapner
[03:03.90] Oh, I don't like this show
[03:05.56] Hey, look! I found a quarter!
[03:09.15]
[00:09.33] Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up
[00:14.24] The infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates who don't do anything!
[00:19.40] We are the Pirates who don't do anything!
[00:23.18] We just stay home and lie around
[00:26.34] And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
[00:32.50] We don't do anything!
[00:35.03] Well, I've never been Greenland
[00:38.08] And I've never been to Denver
[00:39.71] And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul
[00:43.06] And I've never been to Moscow
[00:44.95] And I've never been to Tampa
[00:46.76] And I've never been to Boston in the fall
[00:49.32] 'Cause we're the Pirates who don't do anything
[00:53.35] We just stay home and lie around
[00:56.63] And if you ask us to do anything
[01:00.22] We'll just tell you
[01:03.04] We don't do anything
[01:05.70] And I never hoist the mainstay
[01:08.80] And I never swab the poop deck
[01:10.41] And I never veer to starboard
[01:12.02] 'Cause I never sail at all
[01:13.94] And I've never walked the gang plank
[01:15.59] And I've never owned a parrot
[01:17.28] And I've never been to Boston in the fall
[01:20.17] 'Cause we're the Pirates who don't do anything
[01:23.95] We just stay at home and lie around
[01:27.20] And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
[01:33.43] We don't do anything!
[01:35.84] Well, I've never plucked a rooster
[01:38.76] And I'm not too good at ping-pong
[01:40.59] And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
[01:43.88] And I've never kissed a chipmunk
[01:45.60] And I've never gotten head lice
[01:47.49] And I've never been to Boston in the fall
[01:51.26] Huh? what are you talking about?
[01:53.44] What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
[01:58.59] Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"
[02:03.49] Oh
[02:04.33] And who ever kissed a chipmunk?
[02:06.30] That's just nonsense!
[02:08.47] Why even bring it up?
[02:09.69] Am I right?
[02:10.87] What do you think?
[02:12.19] I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!
[02:15.14] Huh? no I don't!
[02:17.20] Do too
[02:18.21] Do not!
[02:19.79] You're making me hungry
[02:21.32] That's it, you're walkin' the plank!
[02:23.82] Says who?
[02:24.91] Says the captain, that's who!
[02:26.93] Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n crunch!
[02:34.16] And I've never licked a spark plug
[02:36.61] And I've never sniffed a stink bug
[02:38.22] And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
[02:41.22] And I've never bathed in yogurt
[02:43.05] And I don't look good in leggings
[02:45.82] You just don't get it!
[02:53.36] And we've never been to Boston in the fall!
[02:54.41] Pass the chips! who's got the remote?
[02:58.90] Here it is!
[02:59.66] Time for Geraldo!
[03:01.38] It's definitely time for Wapner
[03:03.90] Oh, I don't like this show
[03:05.56] Hey, look! I found a quarter!
[03:09.15]