If We Were Gay

[00:06.34] You know, a lot of people come up to us and say
[00:09.64] "Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian
[00:11.49] You guys wear a lot of spandex
[00:13.49] And live together, are you gay?"
[00:15.45] Pff, I have to laugh. Haha ha ha haaa
[00:19.74] Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
[00:23.91] Could you imagine?
[00:25.73] A newborn deer runs through a field
[00:28.96] A rainbow shines from heaven
[00:32.35] A child's smile lights up the room
[00:35.85] As Brian blows a dude
[00:39.20] A star shoots in from outer space
[00:42.46] A puppy licks its mother
[00:45.60] A ray of sunshine through the trees
[00:49.19] As Brian licks a sack
[00:52.46] There would be no sadness
[00:55.18] If we were super gay
[00:58.77] Just unicorns and magic
[01:02.02] If we were super gay
[01:05.52] We would all be flying
[01:08.67] On a tasteful pink duvet
[01:11.46] But mostly Brian (woah, woah, woah)
[01:17.54] Mostly Brian's gay
[01:19.26] Oh, oh, oh (Brian's gay)
[01:22.92] Oh, oh, oh
[01:25.86] Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck
[01:31.58] Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
[01:34.16] Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
[01:35.85] Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, balls
[01:39.64] Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
[01:40.85] Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
[01:42.40] Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
[01:43.68] Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, balls
[01:44.95] One, two balls
[01:46.30] Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
[01:47.63] Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
[01:49.28] Your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls
[01:52.02] My balls and dick
[01:52.97] Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
[01:54.56] Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
[01:55.96] Dick, oh shit!
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