Uncle Bud

Tell you a story about a man you don't know
He's a dirty mother fucker from the worse side go

Used to think that uncle Bud was nice
Till the sorry mother fucker he stole my wife

He lives alone all by hisself
Had 10 wives and he fucked them to death

Uncle bud's got this and uncle Bud's go a that
Uncle bud's got a penis like a baseball bat

Bud's got a girl and her name is Matt
She got a 12 pound pussy and a steak in a hat

Uncle Bud's god a girl and her name is Emmaline
Her ass stands over like a watermelon rind

Old lady Donna comes floating down the street
With her ass full of budd and her naked pussy full of green

Duldra Duldra you needn't flirt
Cuz i see shit on your underskirt

Who in hell and damnation
Shit just turd on my plantation

Don't give a damn if its a woman or man
Your gonna move this shit i'm gonna raise some sad

Some folks say uncle bud don't steal
It's a god damn lies in the watermelon field

Cuz even the watermelon throwed away the rind
Just teasing with god for he's lying all the time

Here comes a dog with his tail high struck
His ass all shiny like a new tin cup

Here comes another one trotting down the road
Draws up his ass knocked the sugar in the bowl

Bud's gotta gal her name's Christine
She got good pussy but she don't keep it clean

He's gotta another girl she's they called the mutt
You asked her for pussy she'll offer you butt

Friend of mine know what i'm talking about
Fucked old mutt and he knocked her out

Bud he died and he went to hell
Grabbed Tom Billy and he fucked him well

All the little girls up beside the wall
Release him daddy for he fucked us all

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