Daniel Cowman

[00:29.42] On the day that Daniel Cowman stopped existing
[00:34.49] The world should have ended right then and there
[00:37.66] Precisely 4: 15, when he stopped existing
[00:41.42] The world should have ended
[00:43.13] How could it go on?
[00:44.95] How could it go on?
[00:46.40] How could it go on?
[00:48.31] Well, I don't exist
[00:50.24] I don't exist
[00:51.60] I don't exist
[00:53.64] I don't exist
[00:55.42] I don't exist
[00:57.07] I don't exist
[00:58.81] I don't exist
[01:00.63] I don't exist
[01:02.02] So now that we've got that straight
[01:03.73] Does it mean that I can fly?
[01:05.41] Does it mean I that I can go do whatever I want?
[01:09.34] Now that we've got that clear
[01:11.58] And you know that I'm not here
[01:12.90] Does it mean that I can go do whatever I please?
[01:17.48] The premature ejaculation of his death sentence
[01:19.88] Hit Daniel in the face like a big round spitball, hwk-pfff
[01:23.75] And everything got hazy in the courtroom
[01:26.74] And then he stood up and then he sat back down
[01:28.69] Another two times in a row
[01:31.54] And everything got real slow
[01:33.31] Like a gunshot in the movies
[01:34.99] And he remembered
[01:36.15] Heroin Boy walking through the door
[01:38.22] Bouncing off the walls and the floor
[01:39.72] Taking off his belt
[01:40.54] Taking off his pants
[01:41.48] Filling up the bathtub
[01:42.64] Getting ready to go in for a swim
[01:46.58] Singing, I don't exist
[01:48.44] I don't exist
[01:50.44] I don't exist
[01:52.29] I don't exist
[01:54.09] I don't exist
[01:55.75] I don't exist
[01:57.54] I don't exist
[01:59.21] I don't exist
[02:01.03] I don't exist
[02:02.56] I don't exist
[02:04.25] So now that we've got that straight
[02:05.95] Does it mean that I can fly?
[02:08.00] Does it mean that I can go do whatever I want?
[02:12.06] Now that we've got that clear
[02:13.20] And you know that I'm not here
[02:15.19] Does it mean that I can go do whatever I please?
[02:19.66] And he start remembering and remembering and remembering and remembering and remembering...
[02:28.28] The Heroin Boy
[02:29.97] He walked through the door
[02:31.72] And he was screaming
[02:33.12] And everybody was like, what's you screaming as if it's the end of the world?
[02:36.07] And he was like, well it is.
[02:40.16] And I was sittin' in the corner with my pants down
[02:44.14] And I was sure someone next door was blowin' up balloons
[02:47.06] And they was red and orange
[02:51.61] And there was this one lady at the bar
[02:53.26] And she was trying to buy gin
[02:55.28] And there was this other lady at the bar
[02:56.96] And she was trying to sell gin
[02:58.75] And it worked out good for the boths of them
[03:03.03] And Heroin Boy
[03:04.74] Started takin' off his belt
[03:06.90] Started takin' off his pants
[03:08.48] Started takin' off his shoes
[03:09.94] Filling up the bathtub
[03:11.99] Gettin' ready to go in for a swim
[03:13.73] And I says nooo
[03:17.78] You're gonna drooown
[03:21.61] He says nooo
[03:24.86] I can't drown
[03:27.75] Simply because...
[03:34.96] Shhhh.
[03:38.22] A man destined to hang
[03:40.05] Can never drown
[03:41.43] A man destined to hang
[03:43.32] Can never drown
[03:44.84] A man destined to hang
[03:46.80] Can never, ever drown
[03:51.80] A man destined to drown
[03:54.01] Can never burn
[03:55.82] A man destined to drown
[03:57.83] Can never burn
[03:59.29] A man destined to drown
[04:00.58] Can never, ever burn
[04:05.37] A man destined to fry
[04:07.55] Can never, ever, ever
[04:09.10] A man destined to fry
[04:11.13] Can never, ever, ever
[04:12.54] A man destined to fry
[04:14.76] Can never, ever, ever die
[04:19.19] In any other way
[04:22.19] But frying
[04:24.31] Lucky that I'm dying
[04:26.29] By hanging
[04:29.17] And not drowning
[04:33.54] So now that we've got that straight
[04:35.39] Can't I just be left alone?
[04:37.39] I want to take a fuckin' bath.
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