Handyman Blues
๐ต 707 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:03 duration
๐ ID: 3356284
๐ Lyrics
I'm never gonna be the handyman around the house my father was
So don't be asking me to hang a curtain rail for you, because
Screwdriver business just gets me confused
It takes me half an hour to change a fuse
And when I flicked the switch the lights all blew
I'm not your handyman
Don't be expecting me to put up shelves or build a garden shed
But I can write a song that tells the world how much I love you instead
I'm not any good at pottery so let's lose the T and just shift back the E
And I'll find a way to make my poetry build a roof over our heads
I know it looks like I'm just reading the paper
But these ideas I'll turn to gold dust later
'Cause I'm a writer not a decorator
I'm not your handyman
So don't be asking me to hang a curtain rail for you, because
Screwdriver business just gets me confused
It takes me half an hour to change a fuse
And when I flicked the switch the lights all blew
I'm not your handyman
Don't be expecting me to put up shelves or build a garden shed
But I can write a song that tells the world how much I love you instead
I'm not any good at pottery so let's lose the T and just shift back the E
And I'll find a way to make my poetry build a roof over our heads
I know it looks like I'm just reading the paper
But these ideas I'll turn to gold dust later
'Cause I'm a writer not a decorator
I'm not your handyman
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:21.00] I'm never gonna be the handyman around the house my father was
[00:32.05] So don't be asking me to hang a curtain rail for you, because
[00:42.95] Screwdriver business just gets me confused
[00:48.17] It takes me half an hour to change a fuse
[00:54.28] And when I flicked the switch the lights all blew
[00:59.00] I'm not your handyman
[01:05.25] Don't be expecting me to put up shelves or build a garden shed
[01:15.65] But I can write a song that tells the world how much I love you instead
[01:26.24] I'm not any good at pottery so let's lose the T and just shift back the E
[01:36.91] And I'll find a way to make my poetry build a roof over our heads
[02:09.00] I know it looks like I'm just reading the paper
[02:14.40] But these ideas I'll turn to gold dust later
[02:20.02] 'Cause I'm a writer not a decorator
[02:25.00] I'm not your handyman
[00:32.05] So don't be asking me to hang a curtain rail for you, because
[00:42.95] Screwdriver business just gets me confused
[00:48.17] It takes me half an hour to change a fuse
[00:54.28] And when I flicked the switch the lights all blew
[00:59.00] I'm not your handyman
[01:05.25] Don't be expecting me to put up shelves or build a garden shed
[01:15.65] But I can write a song that tells the world how much I love you instead
[01:26.24] I'm not any good at pottery so let's lose the T and just shift back the E
[01:36.91] And I'll find a way to make my poetry build a roof over our heads
[02:09.00] I know it looks like I'm just reading the paper
[02:14.40] But these ideas I'll turn to gold dust later
[02:20.02] 'Cause I'm a writer not a decorator
[02:25.00] I'm not your handyman