Desert Island

Cast away on a desert island
Me and poor Crusoe are sharing the same fate
Cast away on a desert island
With Great Britain written on its name plate

With my umbrella
I go walking
Through all the sands on building sites
Across shopping malls and motorways
Birds from Heathrow fill the night
With people trying to escape
Friday comforts me and says it's pay day

Cast away on a desert island
Me and poor Crusoe are sharing the same fate
Cast away on a desert island
With Great Britain written on its name plate

The game and coconuts are plentiful
Pick'em right off of the supermarket shelves

And all the maneaters are locked away
Down in the garages with their selfish
Owners drinking to escape
Lord of Flies with cocktails
In his conch shell

Don't rescue me.
No! No! No!
This is my sweet home dear
Don't rescue me.
No! No! No!
I am far from alone here

Cast away on a desert island
Me and poor Crusoe are sharing the same fate
Cast away on a desert island
With Great Britain Written on its name plate

Cast away on a desert island
Cast away on a desert island
Cast away on a desert island
Cast away on a desert island
Cast away on a desert island
Cast away on a desert island.