Christopher Columbus

Once upon a time, I got this idea
That the world was round like me
So I asked the Queen for three fine ships
To sail across the sea
So I asked the Queen for three fine ships
To sail across the sea

Traveling with hoodlums as my crewman
Made me quite a little scared
Luckily I found that in the new world
Somebody was already there
Luckily I found that in the new world
Somebody was already there

I wasn't very sure just what to call them
Watch the funny clothes they wear
So I told them, they were Indians
'Cause I knew they were already there
So I told them, they were Indians
'Cause I knew they were already there