Talk Soup

[00:09.25] I dated Siamese Twins, I slept with Bigfoot, too
[00:13.90] Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue
[00:18.12] 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
[00:21.36] Right now
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[00:27.37] My dog's a narcoleptic, my mom's a circus freak
[00:31.66] I gotta get a spot on Geraldo's show this week
[00:36.27] 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
[00:40.01] Right now
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[00:45.27] I'm just an anorexic, codependent, bingo, addict
[00:49.73] Stripper born without a chin
[00:54.10] And I'm only comfortable talking about it
[00:57.97] When the whole wide world is listening in
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[01:11.00] Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me
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[01:21.55] My wife ran off with Elvis, my boss shaved off my hair
[01:25.81] I've got a thing for poodles and rubber underwear
[01:30.37] I wanna tell the world about it
[01:34.01] Right now
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[01:39.27] I had a close encounter, I never chew my food
[01:43.69] I got 11 nose jobs, I yodel in the nude
[01:48.20] And I wanna tell the world about it
[01:51.77] Right now
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[01:57.30] I'm just a cross-dressin', alcoholic, neo-Nazi
[02:01.44] Porno star, as you may have guessed
[02:06.02] And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better
[02:09.71] If you let me get this thing off my chest
[02:14.69] Talk soup
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[02:22.75] Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me
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[02:33.26] I'm just your average schizophrenic, nymphomaniac
[02:37.26] Albino go-go dancer, you see
[02:41.36] Nothin' so bad that I can't share it
[02:43.58] With a billion friends on national TV, whoa
[02:51.12] I have no genitalia, I sold my kids for cheese
[02:55.52] I love my blow up doll, so bring out those cameras, please
[03:00.24] 'Cause I gotta tell the world about it
[03:03.88] Right now
[03:08.53] Talk soup
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[03:16.53] Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me
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[03:34.48] Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me
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[03:52.73] Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me
[04:02.17] Talk soup
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[04:10.55] Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me
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