Vernon the Company Man
๐ต 585 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:32 duration
๐ ID: 3444245
๐ Lyrics
Vernon was a company man
He kept his hair trimmed short
And his sideburns shaved
He was a Brill cream man
He liked Swiss and ham
He drank beer out of can
On Saturdays
He was a company man
Vernon was a company man
His hat glommed on to his head
Like a bottle cap
His face read
Like a topographical map
And he could chat like a bird
When there was nothing to say
He was a company man
Vernon was a company man
He had an Ex-wife and ex-kid
An ex-dog an ex-house
He played footsies with
A dead mans spouse
Then the Marlboro man
Dug him an early grave
He's a company man
He's a company man
He kept his hair trimmed short
And his sideburns shaved
He was a Brill cream man
He liked Swiss and ham
He drank beer out of can
On Saturdays
He was a company man
Vernon was a company man
His hat glommed on to his head
Like a bottle cap
His face read
Like a topographical map
And he could chat like a bird
When there was nothing to say
He was a company man
Vernon was a company man
He had an Ex-wife and ex-kid
An ex-dog an ex-house
He played footsies with
A dead mans spouse
Then the Marlboro man
Dug him an early grave
He's a company man
He's a company man
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:17.96] Vernon was a company man
[00:19.32] He kept his hair trimmed short
[00:20.63] And his sideburns shaved
[00:21.95] He was a Brill cream man
[00:23.70] He liked Swiss and ham
[00:24.91] He drank beer out of can
[00:26.24] On Saturdays
[00:28.60] He was a company man
[00:39.74] Vernon was a company man
[00:41.62] His hat glommed on to his head
[00:43.17] Like a bottle cap
[00:44.51] His face read
[00:45.73] Like a topographical map
[00:47.02] And he could chat like a bird
[00:48.63] When there was nothing to say
[00:51.21] He was a company man
[00:55.04] Vernon was a company man
[01:01.08] He had an Ex-wife and ex-kid
[01:58.80] An ex-dog an ex-house
[02:00.18] He played footsies with
[02:01.88] A dead mans spouse
[02:03.15] Then the Marlboro man
[02:04.24] Dug him an early grave
[02:07.49] He's a company man
[02:10.15] He's a company man
[02:14.31]
[00:19.32] He kept his hair trimmed short
[00:20.63] And his sideburns shaved
[00:21.95] He was a Brill cream man
[00:23.70] He liked Swiss and ham
[00:24.91] He drank beer out of can
[00:26.24] On Saturdays
[00:28.60] He was a company man
[00:39.74] Vernon was a company man
[00:41.62] His hat glommed on to his head
[00:43.17] Like a bottle cap
[00:44.51] His face read
[00:45.73] Like a topographical map
[00:47.02] And he could chat like a bird
[00:48.63] When there was nothing to say
[00:51.21] He was a company man
[00:55.04] Vernon was a company man
[01:01.08] He had an Ex-wife and ex-kid
[01:58.80] An ex-dog an ex-house
[02:00.18] He played footsies with
[02:01.88] A dead mans spouse
[02:03.15] Then the Marlboro man
[02:04.24] Dug him an early grave
[02:07.49] He's a company man
[02:10.15] He's a company man
[02:14.31]