Gee, Officer Krupke
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🆔 ID: 345698
📜 Lyrics
Oh, look at yous
You feckless friggin' disappointments
Now give me one good reason I shouldn't throw the book at ya
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke
You gotta understand
It's just our bringin' upke
That gets us out of hand
Our mothers all are junkies
Our fathers all are drunks
Golly Moses, naturally we're punks!
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset
We never had the love that every child oughta get
We ain't no delinquents
We're misunderstood
Deep down inside us, there is good!
There is good!
There is good, there is good
There is untapped good
Like inside, the worst of us is good
Oh, that's a touching good story
Let me tell it to the world!
Just tell it to the judge
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor
My parents treat me rough
With all their marijuana
They won't give me a puff
They didn't wanna have me
But somehow I was had
Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad!
Right!
Officer Krupke, you're really a square
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed
He's psychologically disturbed!
I'm disturbed!
We're disturbed, we're disturbed
We're the most disturbed
Like we're psychologically disturbed
Ye, ye hear ye
In the opinion on this court
The boy's depraved on account he ain't had a normal home
Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived!
My father is a bastard
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered
My grandma pushes tea
My sister wears a mustache
My brother wears a dress
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!
Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job
Society's played him a terrible trick
And sociologically he's sick!
I am sick!
We are sick, we are sick
We are sick, sick, sick
Like we're sociologically sick!
In my professional opinion
What we've got here is a run-of-the-mill juvenile delinquent
And juvenile delinquency is a social disease
He's got a social disease?
Bring him to a social worker
Wait, can I catch it by catching him?
Dear kindly social worker
They say go earn a buck
Like be a soda jerker
Which means like be a schmuck
It's not I'm anti-social
I'm only anti-work
Gloryosky, that's why I'm a jerk!
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen
It ain't just a question of misunderstood
Deep down inside him, he's no good!
I'm no good!
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good
Like the best of us is no damn good!
The trouble is he's crazy
The trouble is he drinks
The trouble is he's lazy
The trouble is he stinks
The trouble is he's growing
The trouble is he's grown
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!
Gee, Officer Krupke
We're down on our knees
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease
Gee, Officer Krupke
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke
Krup you!
You feckless friggin' disappointments
Now give me one good reason I shouldn't throw the book at ya
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke
You gotta understand
It's just our bringin' upke
That gets us out of hand
Our mothers all are junkies
Our fathers all are drunks
Golly Moses, naturally we're punks!
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset
We never had the love that every child oughta get
We ain't no delinquents
We're misunderstood
Deep down inside us, there is good!
There is good!
There is good, there is good
There is untapped good
Like inside, the worst of us is good
Oh, that's a touching good story
Let me tell it to the world!
Just tell it to the judge
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor
My parents treat me rough
With all their marijuana
They won't give me a puff
They didn't wanna have me
But somehow I was had
Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad!
Right!
Officer Krupke, you're really a square
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed
He's psychologically disturbed!
I'm disturbed!
We're disturbed, we're disturbed
We're the most disturbed
Like we're psychologically disturbed
Ye, ye hear ye
In the opinion on this court
The boy's depraved on account he ain't had a normal home
Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived!
My father is a bastard
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered
My grandma pushes tea
My sister wears a mustache
My brother wears a dress
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!
Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job
Society's played him a terrible trick
And sociologically he's sick!
I am sick!
We are sick, we are sick
We are sick, sick, sick
Like we're sociologically sick!
In my professional opinion
What we've got here is a run-of-the-mill juvenile delinquent
And juvenile delinquency is a social disease
He's got a social disease?
Bring him to a social worker
Wait, can I catch it by catching him?
Dear kindly social worker
They say go earn a buck
Like be a soda jerker
Which means like be a schmuck
It's not I'm anti-social
I'm only anti-work
Gloryosky, that's why I'm a jerk!
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen
It ain't just a question of misunderstood
Deep down inside him, he's no good!
I'm no good!
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good
Like the best of us is no damn good!
The trouble is he's crazy
The trouble is he drinks
The trouble is he's lazy
The trouble is he stinks
The trouble is he's growing
The trouble is he's grown
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!
Gee, Officer Krupke
We're down on our knees
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease
Gee, Officer Krupke
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke
Krup you!
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.04] Oh, look at yous
[00:01.18] You feckless friggin' disappointments
[00:03.45] Now give me one good reason I shouldn't throw the book at ya
[00:08.63] Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke
[00:12.03] You gotta understand
[00:13.98] It's just our bringin' upke
[00:15.95] That gets us out of hand
[00:17.85] Our mothers all are junkies
[00:19.37] Our fathers all are drunks
[00:22.52] Golly Moses, naturally we're punks!
[00:28.11] Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset
[00:33.42] We never had the love that every child oughta get
[00:38.54] We ain't no delinquents
[00:40.76] We're misunderstood
[00:44.42] Deep down inside us, there is good!
[00:48.32] There is good!
[00:49.73] There is good, there is good
[00:52.21] There is untapped good
[00:54.27] Like inside, the worst of us is good
[01:02.43] Oh, that's a touching good story
[01:04.64] Let me tell it to the world!
[01:05.73] Just tell it to the judge
[01:12.88] Dear kindly Judge, your Honor
[01:14.85] My parents treat me rough
[01:16.60] With all their marijuana
[01:18.04] They won't give me a puff
[01:19.89] They didn't wanna have me
[01:21.57] But somehow I was had
[01:23.28] Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad!
[01:26.38] Right!
[01:26.90] Officer Krupke, you're really a square
[01:29.93] This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
[01:33.27] It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed
[01:36.66] He's psychologically disturbed!
[01:38.86] I'm disturbed!
[01:39.71] We're disturbed, we're disturbed
[01:41.44] We're the most disturbed
[01:43.02] Like we're psychologically disturbed
[01:51.17] Ye, ye hear ye
[01:52.41] In the opinion on this court
[01:53.65] The boy's depraved on account he ain't had a normal home
[01:56.38] Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived!
[02:07.43] My father is a bastard
[02:09.39] My ma's an S.O.B.
[02:11.05] My grandpa's always plastered
[02:12.67] My grandma pushes tea
[02:14.31] My sister wears a mustache
[02:15.98] My brother wears a dress
[02:17.87] Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!
[02:20.89] Yes!
[02:21.31] Officer Krupke, you're really a slob
[02:24.30] This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job
[02:27.62] Society's played him a terrible trick
[02:31.29] And sociologically he's sick!
[02:34.06] I am sick!
[02:34.92] We are sick, we are sick
[02:36.63] We are sick, sick, sick
[02:38.26] Like we're sociologically sick!
[02:45.01] In my professional opinion
[02:46.91] What we've got here is a run-of-the-mill juvenile delinquent
[02:50.95] And juvenile delinquency is a social disease
[02:53.80] He's got a social disease?
[02:55.94] Bring him to a social worker
[02:56.92] Wait, can I catch it by catching him?
[03:04.68] Dear kindly social worker
[03:08.61] They say go earn a buck
[03:10.33] Like be a soda jerker
[03:11.92] Which means like be a schmuck
[03:13.73] It's not I'm anti-social
[03:15.31] I'm only anti-work
[03:17.24] Gloryosky, that's why I'm a jerk!
[03:20.18] Eek!
[03:20.60] Officer Krupke, you've done it again
[03:23.68] This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen
[03:27.08] It ain't just a question of misunderstood
[03:30.65] Deep down inside him, he's no good!
[03:32.94] I'm no good!
[03:33.79] We're no good, we're no good!
[03:35.44] We're no earthly good
[03:37.01] Like the best of us is no damn good!
[03:42.69] The trouble is he's crazy
[03:43.85] The trouble is he drinks
[03:45.32] The trouble is he's lazy
[03:46.72] The trouble is he stinks
[03:48.34] The trouble is he's growing
[03:49.98] The trouble is he's grown
[03:51.54] Krupke, we got troubles of our own!
[03:55.18] Gee, Officer Krupke
[03:57.64] We're down on our knees
[03:59.54] 'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease
[04:03.69] Gee, Officer Krupke
[04:05.79] What are we to do?
[04:09.45] Gee, Officer Krupke
[04:12.04] Krup you!
[04:13.01]
[00:01.18] You feckless friggin' disappointments
[00:03.45] Now give me one good reason I shouldn't throw the book at ya
[00:08.63] Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke
[00:12.03] You gotta understand
[00:13.98] It's just our bringin' upke
[00:15.95] That gets us out of hand
[00:17.85] Our mothers all are junkies
[00:19.37] Our fathers all are drunks
[00:22.52] Golly Moses, naturally we're punks!
[00:28.11] Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset
[00:33.42] We never had the love that every child oughta get
[00:38.54] We ain't no delinquents
[00:40.76] We're misunderstood
[00:44.42] Deep down inside us, there is good!
[00:48.32] There is good!
[00:49.73] There is good, there is good
[00:52.21] There is untapped good
[00:54.27] Like inside, the worst of us is good
[01:02.43] Oh, that's a touching good story
[01:04.64] Let me tell it to the world!
[01:05.73] Just tell it to the judge
[01:12.88] Dear kindly Judge, your Honor
[01:14.85] My parents treat me rough
[01:16.60] With all their marijuana
[01:18.04] They won't give me a puff
[01:19.89] They didn't wanna have me
[01:21.57] But somehow I was had
[01:23.28] Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad!
[01:26.38] Right!
[01:26.90] Officer Krupke, you're really a square
[01:29.93] This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
[01:33.27] It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed
[01:36.66] He's psychologically disturbed!
[01:38.86] I'm disturbed!
[01:39.71] We're disturbed, we're disturbed
[01:41.44] We're the most disturbed
[01:43.02] Like we're psychologically disturbed
[01:51.17] Ye, ye hear ye
[01:52.41] In the opinion on this court
[01:53.65] The boy's depraved on account he ain't had a normal home
[01:56.38] Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived!
[02:07.43] My father is a bastard
[02:09.39] My ma's an S.O.B.
[02:11.05] My grandpa's always plastered
[02:12.67] My grandma pushes tea
[02:14.31] My sister wears a mustache
[02:15.98] My brother wears a dress
[02:17.87] Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!
[02:20.89] Yes!
[02:21.31] Officer Krupke, you're really a slob
[02:24.30] This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job
[02:27.62] Society's played him a terrible trick
[02:31.29] And sociologically he's sick!
[02:34.06] I am sick!
[02:34.92] We are sick, we are sick
[02:36.63] We are sick, sick, sick
[02:38.26] Like we're sociologically sick!
[02:45.01] In my professional opinion
[02:46.91] What we've got here is a run-of-the-mill juvenile delinquent
[02:50.95] And juvenile delinquency is a social disease
[02:53.80] He's got a social disease?
[02:55.94] Bring him to a social worker
[02:56.92] Wait, can I catch it by catching him?
[03:04.68] Dear kindly social worker
[03:08.61] They say go earn a buck
[03:10.33] Like be a soda jerker
[03:11.92] Which means like be a schmuck
[03:13.73] It's not I'm anti-social
[03:15.31] I'm only anti-work
[03:17.24] Gloryosky, that's why I'm a jerk!
[03:20.18] Eek!
[03:20.60] Officer Krupke, you've done it again
[03:23.68] This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen
[03:27.08] It ain't just a question of misunderstood
[03:30.65] Deep down inside him, he's no good!
[03:32.94] I'm no good!
[03:33.79] We're no good, we're no good!
[03:35.44] We're no earthly good
[03:37.01] Like the best of us is no damn good!
[03:42.69] The trouble is he's crazy
[03:43.85] The trouble is he drinks
[03:45.32] The trouble is he's lazy
[03:46.72] The trouble is he stinks
[03:48.34] The trouble is he's growing
[03:49.98] The trouble is he's grown
[03:51.54] Krupke, we got troubles of our own!
[03:55.18] Gee, Officer Krupke
[03:57.64] We're down on our knees
[03:59.54] 'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease
[04:03.69] Gee, Officer Krupke
[04:05.79] What are we to do?
[04:09.45] Gee, Officer Krupke
[04:12.04] Krup you!
[04:13.01]