eBay

[00:03.03] Yeah
[00:08.92] A used pink bathrobe
[00:13.63] A rare mint snow globe
[00:18.41] A Smurf TV tray
[00:23.74] I bought on eBay
[00:28.08] My house is filled with this crap
[00:34.80] Shows up in bubble wrap
[00:39.69] Most every day
[00:42.48] What I bought on eBay
[00:46.75] Tell me why I need another pet rock
[00:51.64] Tell me why I got that elf alarm clock
[00:56.39] Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee
[01:01.24] They had it on eBay
[01:05.81] I'll buy your knick-knack
[01:10.49] Just check my feedback
[01:14.85] A plus-plus, they all say
[01:20.32] They love me on eBay
[01:24.72] Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag
[01:28.74] Gonna buy some beanie babies, new with tag
[01:34.18] From some guy I've never met in Norway
[01:39.54] Found him on Ebay
[01:44.28] I am the type who is liable to snipe you
[01:48.84] With two seconds left to go, whoa
[01:53.54] Got PayPal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
[01:58.29] As long as I've got the dough
[02:02.89] I'll buy your Tchotchkes
[02:07.35] Sell me your watch, please
[02:12.04] I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
[02:20.12] I'm highest bidder
[02:22.23] Junk keeps arriving in the mail (now, yeah)
[02:26.97] From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes of Hazard ashtray)
[02:31.65] Hey, a Dukes of Hazard ashtray (oh, yeah)
[02:36.96] I bought it on eBay
[02:40.60] Wanna buy a Pac-Man Fever lunchbox
[02:44.56] Wanna buy a case of Vintage tube socks
[02:49.90] Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (used by Dr. Dre)
[02:55.39] Found it on eBay
[02:59.66] Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcet poster
[03:05.48] Pez dispensers and a toaster
[03:09.17] Don't know why
[03:10.12] The kind of stuff you'd throw away (away I throw)
[03:14.42] I'll buy on eBay
[03:18.77] What I bought on eBay
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