Group Hang
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(The night was going perfectly, mi amor.
We were having a romantic Mexican
Meal. Or Cali-Mex... Cali-Mex-Italian...
I don't really know what this food is!
But our time together was cut short by the enemy of romance...)
La la, la la la
It was a group hang, group hang
You're so far away in a group hang
A group hang, group hang
Do we really need all these nachos?
It was an intimate date
Just you and me
At a magical place
Where refills are free
Then your buddies showed up
And tore us apart
They're forces of evil
A knife through my heart
Salsa, burritos, taquitos, guacamole pizza!
A group hang, group hang
You're just out of reach in a group hang
A group hang, group hang
I'm so afraid of horses
Now you're telling a story
'Bout some dude named Jeffwad
And the time he "sprooshed"
Whatever that means
Feeling left out, so I jump in and say:
(I had a friend named Jeff once.
He took bad mushrooms and jumped off the room of our dorm)
It was a group hang, group hang
It just got weird in this group hang
Group hang, group hang
It makes me so sexy sad
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, EspaΓ±ol, arriba
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, EspaΓ±ol, arriba
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, EspaΓ±ol, arriba
Guadalaraja, Sicily!
(That's not in Mexico!)
Corned beef enchilada, pickle taco
Salsa verde cheesecake, bacon tamale
Root beer margarita, taco stew
(Does the chef know what Mexico is?)
A group hang, group hang
What's this stoky tortilla soup thing?
(I mean, really, am I crazy? There are...
I know there are people of Hispanic
Descent working at this restaurant)
A group hang, group hang
(How are they not offended,
With the bastardization of their
Culture? Is it just me? Maybe it's just me)
You're so far away at a group hang
(I feel like I'm being gaslighted by this restaurant)
A group hang, group hang
We were having a romantic Mexican
Meal. Or Cali-Mex... Cali-Mex-Italian...
I don't really know what this food is!
But our time together was cut short by the enemy of romance...)
La la, la la la
It was a group hang, group hang
You're so far away in a group hang
A group hang, group hang
Do we really need all these nachos?
It was an intimate date
Just you and me
At a magical place
Where refills are free
Then your buddies showed up
And tore us apart
They're forces of evil
A knife through my heart
Salsa, burritos, taquitos, guacamole pizza!
A group hang, group hang
You're just out of reach in a group hang
A group hang, group hang
I'm so afraid of horses
Now you're telling a story
'Bout some dude named Jeffwad
And the time he "sprooshed"
Whatever that means
Feeling left out, so I jump in and say:
(I had a friend named Jeff once.
He took bad mushrooms and jumped off the room of our dorm)
It was a group hang, group hang
It just got weird in this group hang
Group hang, group hang
It makes me so sexy sad
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, EspaΓ±ol, arriba
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, EspaΓ±ol, arriba
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, EspaΓ±ol, arriba
Guadalaraja, Sicily!
(That's not in Mexico!)
Corned beef enchilada, pickle taco
Salsa verde cheesecake, bacon tamale
Root beer margarita, taco stew
(Does the chef know what Mexico is?)
A group hang, group hang
What's this stoky tortilla soup thing?
(I mean, really, am I crazy? There are...
I know there are people of Hispanic
Descent working at this restaurant)
A group hang, group hang
(How are they not offended,
With the bastardization of their
Culture? Is it just me? Maybe it's just me)
You're so far away at a group hang
(I feel like I'm being gaslighted by this restaurant)
A group hang, group hang