Mic Checka

[00:11.18] Riggidy-Bow, Ziggidy Gadzuks, Here I go, so
[00:13.82] Fliggedy-flame on, g-geronimo, yo
[00:16.52] I biggedy-burn riggedy-rubber when I blabber great
[00:18.98] I miggedy-make the Wonder Twins deactivate
[00:21.48] It's crazy, I'm biggedy-breakin' backs and bustin' lips
[00:24.20] I friggedy-freaked Gladys Knight and those freakin' Pips
[00:26.90] Shrimps, I miggedy-make enough noise like Bamm-Bamm
[00:29.56] Throw boulders from Bedrock you'll get dropped, I slam man
[00:32.13] So check it
[00:32.87] I riggedy-wreck it quick, aw shucks
[00:34.82] I giddedy-got the big ducks like Daddy Warbucks
[00:37.35] Bohanna
[00:37.95] I riggedy-rocked the coca-cabana
[00:39.78] Banana split
[00:41.37] {HACK-THO} Spit, so sit
[00:43.26] I friggedy-freak it from here to Bangladesh
[00:45.37] I riggedy-rippin' flesh plus I get fresh like this
[00:47.86] Swish, swiggedy-swooshed kid, you'll get it done
[00:50.72] Swooshed for fun, I riggedy-rhyme like no one
[00:53.11] I biggedy-bum riggedy-rush chiggedy-chumps, I'm savage
[00:55.85] I shake 'em up and down like the Down Jones Average
[00:58.14] I'm cocky, like Rocky, I biggedy-bangs the best
[01:00.78] So tiggedy-tell your friend, chump, 'cause here comes Das EFX
[01:03.55] A-higgedy-hoy there matey, I giggedy-gots to flow
[01:27.09] My Saturday nights are live-er than Joe Piscopo
[01:29.72] So yo, siggedy-save the bait for Charlie Tuna
[01:32.28] See I be the boogie banger, like Esiason's the Boomer
[01:34.83] I'm higgedy-hots to trot, I giggedy-gots the motts
[01:37.58] Jewels plus dreads, so toots, call me Goldilocks
[01:40.45] I ciggedy-catch the scoop from Peter Jennings
[01:42.63] Do a spin like the mag and I slide like Peggy Fleming
[01:45.07] Or a smiggedy-smack a fag and choke 'em up until he squeals
[01:47.87] I Hawiian punched the Captain and now I'm maxing with Tenille
[01:50.25] I piggedy-pack steel, I got a big gun
[01:53.56] I'm freaking the track from Brooklyn, yo, 'cause Brooklyn's where I'm from
[01:55.96] Tiggedy-time to get buck wild
[02:19.16] Call me Butterfingers, 'cause I dippedy-drop 'nuff styles
[02:22.76] Iggedy eeny meeny miney moe
[02:24.43] Shiggedy-bop, bap I'll snatch a rapper by his toe
[02:27.09] I riggedy-write my pages when I figgedy-feel the flavor
[02:29.33] I fliggedy-fly the friendly skies, so now I be a sky pager
[02:32.25] I friggedy-freaked the funka
[02:34.94] The rough Nestle Cruncher, word to Arch Bunker
[02:37.38] Give me the mike and I'll liggedy-light it up like Uncle Fester
[02:40.03] Microphone checka, one two checka
[02:42.72] Oh Yessa
[02:43.35] I tiggedy take no shorts, I'm not the fella
[02:45.20] I can even act: Stella, Stella
[02:47.98] Yo Stella, here ciggedy-comes the bum rush, maybe
[02:50.57] No Static, I niggedy-knows more kids than um, Bebe
[02:53.12] So higgedy-hey hey hey not Dwayne but I got props
[02:55.73] I biggedy-bust rhymes like Slick Rick busts shots
[02:58.22] So when I friggedy-freaks the funk, I'll be the ill funk freaka
[03:00.61] I stiggedy-stole an apple from this bum named Bonita
[03:03.39] So riggedy-rub-a-dub I got the lip to make ya flip
[03:06.01] Bustin heads with Erik Sherman and my man Parish Smith
[03:08.63] Kiggedy-kiss my grits, check the jingle
[03:32.27] I diggedy-don't bruise but snooze like Rip Van Winkle
[03:34.75] So twinkle, twinkle, twinkle little star
[03:37.12] I sliggedy-slam dunk like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
[03:40.02] Numbskull, I piggedy-pump up like Reebok Pumps
[03:42.68] I friggedy-freak the stuff that makes a camel lose his humps, chumps
[03:46.09] So wiggedy-where's the beef, um chief
[03:47.90] He figgedy-fits the mold like the gold that's on his teeth
[03:50.33] I rocks 'em, I socks 'em, I drops 'em, ah-choo
[03:53.26] So riggedy-ready sit down, hut one, hut two
[03:55.76] I diggedy dot my i's, and cross my tiggedy-t's, bro
[03:58.29] I swiggedy-swing more action than Hawaii Five-O
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