He's The New Guy
๐ต 996 characters
โฑ๏ธ 1:30 duration
๐ ID: 350577
๐ Lyrics
He's the new guy, you can't trust him.
He's a bad guy, even when he's nice
Just because you've seen him show an ounce of vulnerability,
Do you think that means he has a secret Heart of Gold?
So there was that one scene where he pooped his pants in front of you
I mean, he made a scene.
Well I, for one, ain't sold.
He's the new guy,
Not easily reformed buy some quirky girl he met at work.
Just because now that he became a season regular.
And by season regular, I mean he eats bran in the spring.
Doesn't mean the show is now called rich and pompous lawyer.
And by show I mean his favourite show, which by the way is wings.
Screw the new guy, well I did that.
And that's how I know he hasn't changed a bit.
He's an evil sociopath he's tricked you into liking him.
Why else do you think I'm singing this reprise?
And, by singing this reprise,
I mean whatever just don't think about it.
Let's sue the new guy.
Ha-bub Ha-bub
Ha-bub Ha-bub
(Daryl) hey what do you mean by reprise?
Hey Daryl shut up.
He's a bad guy, even when he's nice
Just because you've seen him show an ounce of vulnerability,
Do you think that means he has a secret Heart of Gold?
So there was that one scene where he pooped his pants in front of you
I mean, he made a scene.
Well I, for one, ain't sold.
He's the new guy,
Not easily reformed buy some quirky girl he met at work.
Just because now that he became a season regular.
And by season regular, I mean he eats bran in the spring.
Doesn't mean the show is now called rich and pompous lawyer.
And by show I mean his favourite show, which by the way is wings.
Screw the new guy, well I did that.
And that's how I know he hasn't changed a bit.
He's an evil sociopath he's tricked you into liking him.
Why else do you think I'm singing this reprise?
And, by singing this reprise,
I mean whatever just don't think about it.
Let's sue the new guy.
Ha-bub Ha-bub
Ha-bub Ha-bub
(Daryl) hey what do you mean by reprise?
Hey Daryl shut up.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.92] He's the new guy, you can't trust him.
[00:11.72] He's a bad guy, even when he's nice
[00:15.63] Just because you've seen him show an ounce of vulnerability,
[00:19.48] Do you think that means he has a secret Heart of Gold?
[00:23.03] So there was that one scene where he pooped his pants in front of you
[00:27.10] I mean, he made a scene.
[00:29.22] Well I, for one, ain't sold.
[00:31.23] He's the new guy,
[00:32.88] Not easily reformed buy some quirky girl he met at work.
[00:38.57] Just because now that he became a season regular.
[00:42.45] And by season regular, I mean he eats bran in the spring.
[00:46.29] Doesn't mean the show is now called rich and pompous lawyer.
[00:49.83] And by show I mean his favourite show, which by the way is wings.
[00:54.17] Screw the new guy, well I did that.
[00:57.96] And that's how I know he hasn't changed a bit.
[01:01.45] He's an evil sociopath he's tricked you into liking him.
[01:05.43] Why else do you think I'm singing this reprise?
[01:09.35] And, by singing this reprise,
[01:10.74] I mean whatever just don't think about it.
[01:13.50] Let's sue the new guy.
[01:15.26] Ha-bub Ha-bub
[01:17.17] Ha-bub Ha-bub
[01:19.11] (Daryl) hey what do you mean by reprise?
[01:23.28] Hey Daryl shut up.
[01:23.75]
[00:11.72] He's a bad guy, even when he's nice
[00:15.63] Just because you've seen him show an ounce of vulnerability,
[00:19.48] Do you think that means he has a secret Heart of Gold?
[00:23.03] So there was that one scene where he pooped his pants in front of you
[00:27.10] I mean, he made a scene.
[00:29.22] Well I, for one, ain't sold.
[00:31.23] He's the new guy,
[00:32.88] Not easily reformed buy some quirky girl he met at work.
[00:38.57] Just because now that he became a season regular.
[00:42.45] And by season regular, I mean he eats bran in the spring.
[00:46.29] Doesn't mean the show is now called rich and pompous lawyer.
[00:49.83] And by show I mean his favourite show, which by the way is wings.
[00:54.17] Screw the new guy, well I did that.
[00:57.96] And that's how I know he hasn't changed a bit.
[01:01.45] He's an evil sociopath he's tricked you into liking him.
[01:05.43] Why else do you think I'm singing this reprise?
[01:09.35] And, by singing this reprise,
[01:10.74] I mean whatever just don't think about it.
[01:13.50] Let's sue the new guy.
[01:15.26] Ha-bub Ha-bub
[01:17.17] Ha-bub Ha-bub
[01:19.11] (Daryl) hey what do you mean by reprise?
[01:23.28] Hey Daryl shut up.
[01:23.75]