I Could If I Wanted To - (Reprise)

Whoopty fricken doo
An A?
What's an A?
It's just a letter on a page meant to distract us from the pain
But it's not like any A can make a difference in the day
Sure I could get an A if I wanted to get an A
But who cares about an A?
I don't, I don't care
Although I could have made that grade if I did care
But I don't
But I could if I wanted to

Whoopty fricken doo
Look at this guy
In the red and blue striped tie
Making millions till he dies
Selling bonds and stocks to other guys in ties
Who have millions with which to buy
A bunch of bonds of stocks, and ties
I'd rather die, which I will eventually of course
But in the mean time
I could make millions selling stocks and bonds and ties if I tried
But I don't
But I could, but I don't
But I could if I wanted to, yeah
Yeah, I could if I wanted too
Who cares?

Whoopty fricken doo
A happy dad
With his big dad calves
And his stupid baseball cap
And his T-ball shirt and dumb ass son
Throwing a ball
Like it's so important to know how to throw a ball
Whoopty fricken doo
Who cares about throwing a ball, or having a kid
It'll get you nowhere in life
Not like getting anywhere matters
Although I guess it does if you care
Which I don't
But I could, but I don't
But I could if I wanted to, yeah
Whoopty fricken doo if I wanted to
This song sucks
I could make it good if I wanted to, yeah
Yeah I could if I wanted to