George Mastrothard (The Keeper Of Stainless Steel)

Eighteen ten the numbers
Summoning the
Giorgio Mastro'

Bed with wooden clapboards
At the heart of
Giorgio Mastro'

Dishwasher- safe cookware set
Ergonomically designed
Rubber handles, nonstick coating and
Conductive heavy gauge aluminium!

DHL delivers
The mattresses of
Giorgio Mastro'

Elefantly powered
Comes the ghost of
Giorgio Mastro'

There's a pot to cook the rice
And a pot to cook the corn
There's a Sony hi-res webcam
For both snuff and porn!

Giorgio Mastro'! Steak-knife warrior, keeper of the Stainless Steel!
Giorgio Mastro'! Mountain Shaman, on Shimano-powered wheel!
You can get a pressure cooker, and pay in comfortable rates
Do not wait to place your order
Proceed to checkout, that Amazon awaits!