Pediculosis (Mommy, I Have Lice)

They came to my school
Made us fall in line
Stuck a tongue depressor in my hair
Mommy, I have lice

A look of disgust
A nod to the teacher
Quickly sent me home
Mommy, I have lice

Washed my hair
Burnt my scalp
Pulled them off one by one
Mommy, I have lice

Lindane Shampoo is a neurotoxin
It caused me to vomit
My friend came over to watch
And he drank the bottle

Always itchy
So fucking annoying
Scratch my head scratch my head scratch my head
Its the lice

Another day off school
Playing my Nintendo
Eating Cheese Whiz
I just beat Super Mario 3

They came to my school
Made us fall in line
Stuck a tongue depressor in my hair
Mommy, I have lice

A look of disgust
A nod to the teacher
Quickly sent me home
Mommy, I have lice

Washed my hair
Burnt my scalp
Pulled them off one by one
Mommy, I have lice

Lindane Shampoo is a neurotoxin
It caused me to seizure
My friend got brain damage
But he drank the bottle

Drank the bottle