JAP Battle [Explicit]
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📜 Lyrics
This is real deep beef from way back in the past
Deeper than I'll put a foot up in the crack of your ass
Come on, let's do this
Your little pals can witness
How vicious
This Westchester alpha bitch is
I'm straight up malicious
A verbal curb stomper
Since we were toddlers
I've studied every chink in your armor
And between your folks' divorce and that haircut on ya
I'm really not sure which one's the bigger shondeh
That means "disgrace"
I'm translating for the goys
Our life lines have been parallel like corduroys
But no, we'll see whose bars will prevail
In this beef of two hard-as-nails shebrews from Scarsdale
We've got a conflict of interest
I'm about to give Levine the business
Spttin' venomous hate
Penetratin' her defenses
It's a JAP Battle
A what? (A Jewish-American princess)
Rap battle (Daughters of privilege)
Spittin' mad flow (Find that term offensive?)
Too bad, yo
Oh snap, it's a JAP battle rap
Look
Academically, you could never catch me
You were close, but no match scholastically
No how, no way, I put the OG
In 5.0 GPA
Well, speaking of which, are you AP graded?
'Cause these days, you look a bit heavily weighted
And all your book crackin' don't make up for the fact
That I'm strapped with that killer instinct that you lack
Sweetheart, here's what you're not understanding
I'm street smart
You mean 'cause you minored in urban planning?
Bitch, I know you
That tough act's a bluff
So sheket bevaka, shut the fuck up
Your temper, you lost it
Aw, cute
Like you're gonna lose this lawsuit
But here's one category where you have no rival
Blowing frat guys with your A. E. Pi-Hole
And I banged your hedge-fund manager fiancé
Back in college over winter holidays
Bathroom stall at the Matzo Ball and honestly, I gotta say
Really not hot at all
Small dick, rotten lay
(This is)
A JAP battle (Bane of my existence)
You're an asshole
From Golden's Bridge
To North Castle
Wipe you off the map in this JAP battle rap
Bunch, you're a curse, you're a blight
We were frenemies at first spite
Think your verse is tight?
Then you're trippin' like Birthright
I'll wipe the mirth right off your fugly mug
And fill you full of slugs
Like a straight up thug
Uh, that word is racist
Someone oughta tell you
Like me
I belong to the ACLU
Spare me
I'm a card-carrying member
Plus, I spent a semester in Kenya, remember?
Well, I volunteered in Ghana
Well, I guess that makes us equal
Well, it's settled then
We're both cool with black people
'Cause we're liberals
Duh
Progressive as hell
Though, of course, I support Israel
Audra, wait
We share so many traits
Should we shake hands and erase the hate
Created by our mothers pitting us against each other
For accolades and grades?
We were egged on like Seder plates
Nah
In summation, you left New York for this fuckin' shtetl
And now you're like, "oh Audra, let's settle"
You wanna get salty like the dead sea?
Word
But call off this suit, or you're dead, C-word
Deeper than I'll put a foot up in the crack of your ass
Come on, let's do this
Your little pals can witness
How vicious
This Westchester alpha bitch is
I'm straight up malicious
A verbal curb stomper
Since we were toddlers
I've studied every chink in your armor
And between your folks' divorce and that haircut on ya
I'm really not sure which one's the bigger shondeh
That means "disgrace"
I'm translating for the goys
Our life lines have been parallel like corduroys
But no, we'll see whose bars will prevail
In this beef of two hard-as-nails shebrews from Scarsdale
We've got a conflict of interest
I'm about to give Levine the business
Spttin' venomous hate
Penetratin' her defenses
It's a JAP Battle
A what? (A Jewish-American princess)
Rap battle (Daughters of privilege)
Spittin' mad flow (Find that term offensive?)
Too bad, yo
Oh snap, it's a JAP battle rap
Look
Academically, you could never catch me
You were close, but no match scholastically
No how, no way, I put the OG
In 5.0 GPA
Well, speaking of which, are you AP graded?
'Cause these days, you look a bit heavily weighted
And all your book crackin' don't make up for the fact
That I'm strapped with that killer instinct that you lack
Sweetheart, here's what you're not understanding
I'm street smart
You mean 'cause you minored in urban planning?
Bitch, I know you
That tough act's a bluff
So sheket bevaka, shut the fuck up
Your temper, you lost it
Aw, cute
Like you're gonna lose this lawsuit
But here's one category where you have no rival
Blowing frat guys with your A. E. Pi-Hole
And I banged your hedge-fund manager fiancé
Back in college over winter holidays
Bathroom stall at the Matzo Ball and honestly, I gotta say
Really not hot at all
Small dick, rotten lay
(This is)
A JAP battle (Bane of my existence)
You're an asshole
From Golden's Bridge
To North Castle
Wipe you off the map in this JAP battle rap
Bunch, you're a curse, you're a blight
We were frenemies at first spite
Think your verse is tight?
Then you're trippin' like Birthright
I'll wipe the mirth right off your fugly mug
And fill you full of slugs
Like a straight up thug
Uh, that word is racist
Someone oughta tell you
Like me
I belong to the ACLU
Spare me
I'm a card-carrying member
Plus, I spent a semester in Kenya, remember?
Well, I volunteered in Ghana
Well, I guess that makes us equal
Well, it's settled then
We're both cool with black people
'Cause we're liberals
Duh
Progressive as hell
Though, of course, I support Israel
Audra, wait
We share so many traits
Should we shake hands and erase the hate
Created by our mothers pitting us against each other
For accolades and grades?
We were egged on like Seder plates
Nah
In summation, you left New York for this fuckin' shtetl
And now you're like, "oh Audra, let's settle"
You wanna get salty like the dead sea?
Word
But call off this suit, or you're dead, C-word
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.37] This is real deep beef from way back in the past
[00:02.32] Deeper than I'll put a foot up in the crack of your ass
[00:04.83] Come on, let's do this
[00:05.67] Your little pals can witness
[00:06.96] How vicious
[00:07.64] This Westchester alpha bitch is
[00:09.57] I'm straight up malicious
[00:10.81] A verbal curb stomper
[00:12.26] Since we were toddlers
[00:13.38] I've studied every chink in your armor
[00:14.96] And between your folks' divorce and that haircut on ya
[00:17.55] I'm really not sure which one's the bigger shondeh
[00:20.34] That means "disgrace"
[00:21.54] I'm translating for the goys
[00:23.00] Our life lines have been parallel like corduroys
[00:25.58] But no, we'll see whose bars will prevail
[00:27.54] In this beef of two hard-as-nails shebrews from Scarsdale
[00:30.79] We've got a conflict of interest
[00:32.13] I'm about to give Levine the business
[00:34.48] Spttin' venomous hate
[00:35.51] Penetratin' her defenses
[00:37.26] It's a JAP Battle
[00:38.35] A what? (A Jewish-American princess)
[00:41.26] Rap battle (Daughters of privilege)
[00:43.62] Spittin' mad flow (Find that term offensive?)
[00:46.45] Too bad, yo
[00:47.73] Oh snap, it's a JAP battle rap
[00:49.32] Look
[00:50.24] Academically, you could never catch me
[00:52.30] You were close, but no match scholastically
[00:55.00] No how, no way, I put the OG
[00:57.51] In 5.0 GPA
[01:00.12] Well, speaking of which, are you AP graded?
[01:02.53] 'Cause these days, you look a bit heavily weighted
[01:05.00] And all your book crackin' don't make up for the fact
[01:07.48] That I'm strapped with that killer instinct that you lack
[01:10.07] Sweetheart, here's what you're not understanding
[01:12.45] I'm street smart
[01:13.30] You mean 'cause you minored in urban planning?
[01:15.13] Bitch, I know you
[01:16.44] That tough act's a bluff
[01:17.77] So sheket bevaka, shut the fuck up
[01:20.19] Your temper, you lost it
[01:21.68] Aw, cute
[01:22.90] Like you're gonna lose this lawsuit
[01:24.79] But here's one category where you have no rival
[01:27.76] Blowing frat guys with your A. E. Pi-Hole
[01:30.34] And I banged your hedge-fund manager fiancé
[01:32.69] Back in college over winter holidays
[01:34.79] Bathroom stall at the Matzo Ball and honestly, I gotta say
[01:37.73] Really not hot at all
[01:39.00] Small dick, rotten lay
[01:40.36] (This is)
[01:41.19] A JAP battle (Bane of my existence)
[01:43.67] You're an asshole
[01:44.69] From Golden's Bridge
[01:46.14] To North Castle
[01:47.00] Wipe you off the map in this JAP battle rap
[01:49.51] Bunch, you're a curse, you're a blight
[01:51.49] We were frenemies at first spite
[01:52.81] Think your verse is tight?
[01:53.82] Then you're trippin' like Birthright
[01:55.30] I'll wipe the mirth right off your fugly mug
[01:57.33] And fill you full of slugs
[01:58.75] Like a straight up thug
[02:00.00] Uh, that word is racist
[02:01.32] Someone oughta tell you
[02:02.52] Like me
[02:03.25] I belong to the ACLU
[02:05.12] Spare me
[02:06.06] I'm a card-carrying member
[02:07.30] Plus, I spent a semester in Kenya, remember?
[02:09.99] Well, I volunteered in Ghana
[02:11.35] Well, I guess that makes us equal
[02:12.58] Well, it's settled then
[02:13.59] We're both cool with black people
[02:15.05] 'Cause we're liberals
[02:15.94] Duh
[02:16.44] Progressive as hell
[02:17.65] Though, of course, I support Israel
[02:20.34] Audra, wait
[02:21.48] We share so many traits
[02:22.74] Should we shake hands and erase the hate
[02:25.01] Created by our mothers pitting us against each other
[02:27.48] For accolades and grades?
[02:28.62] We were egged on like Seder plates
[02:31.22] Nah
[02:32.34] In summation, you left New York for this fuckin' shtetl
[02:35.76] And now you're like, "oh Audra, let's settle"
[02:38.48] You wanna get salty like the dead sea?
[02:40.39] Word
[02:41.08] But call off this suit, or you're dead, C-word
[02:43.43]
[00:02.32] Deeper than I'll put a foot up in the crack of your ass
[00:04.83] Come on, let's do this
[00:05.67] Your little pals can witness
[00:06.96] How vicious
[00:07.64] This Westchester alpha bitch is
[00:09.57] I'm straight up malicious
[00:10.81] A verbal curb stomper
[00:12.26] Since we were toddlers
[00:13.38] I've studied every chink in your armor
[00:14.96] And between your folks' divorce and that haircut on ya
[00:17.55] I'm really not sure which one's the bigger shondeh
[00:20.34] That means "disgrace"
[00:21.54] I'm translating for the goys
[00:23.00] Our life lines have been parallel like corduroys
[00:25.58] But no, we'll see whose bars will prevail
[00:27.54] In this beef of two hard-as-nails shebrews from Scarsdale
[00:30.79] We've got a conflict of interest
[00:32.13] I'm about to give Levine the business
[00:34.48] Spttin' venomous hate
[00:35.51] Penetratin' her defenses
[00:37.26] It's a JAP Battle
[00:38.35] A what? (A Jewish-American princess)
[00:41.26] Rap battle (Daughters of privilege)
[00:43.62] Spittin' mad flow (Find that term offensive?)
[00:46.45] Too bad, yo
[00:47.73] Oh snap, it's a JAP battle rap
[00:49.32] Look
[00:50.24] Academically, you could never catch me
[00:52.30] You were close, but no match scholastically
[00:55.00] No how, no way, I put the OG
[00:57.51] In 5.0 GPA
[01:00.12] Well, speaking of which, are you AP graded?
[01:02.53] 'Cause these days, you look a bit heavily weighted
[01:05.00] And all your book crackin' don't make up for the fact
[01:07.48] That I'm strapped with that killer instinct that you lack
[01:10.07] Sweetheart, here's what you're not understanding
[01:12.45] I'm street smart
[01:13.30] You mean 'cause you minored in urban planning?
[01:15.13] Bitch, I know you
[01:16.44] That tough act's a bluff
[01:17.77] So sheket bevaka, shut the fuck up
[01:20.19] Your temper, you lost it
[01:21.68] Aw, cute
[01:22.90] Like you're gonna lose this lawsuit
[01:24.79] But here's one category where you have no rival
[01:27.76] Blowing frat guys with your A. E. Pi-Hole
[01:30.34] And I banged your hedge-fund manager fiancé
[01:32.69] Back in college over winter holidays
[01:34.79] Bathroom stall at the Matzo Ball and honestly, I gotta say
[01:37.73] Really not hot at all
[01:39.00] Small dick, rotten lay
[01:40.36] (This is)
[01:41.19] A JAP battle (Bane of my existence)
[01:43.67] You're an asshole
[01:44.69] From Golden's Bridge
[01:46.14] To North Castle
[01:47.00] Wipe you off the map in this JAP battle rap
[01:49.51] Bunch, you're a curse, you're a blight
[01:51.49] We were frenemies at first spite
[01:52.81] Think your verse is tight?
[01:53.82] Then you're trippin' like Birthright
[01:55.30] I'll wipe the mirth right off your fugly mug
[01:57.33] And fill you full of slugs
[01:58.75] Like a straight up thug
[02:00.00] Uh, that word is racist
[02:01.32] Someone oughta tell you
[02:02.52] Like me
[02:03.25] I belong to the ACLU
[02:05.12] Spare me
[02:06.06] I'm a card-carrying member
[02:07.30] Plus, I spent a semester in Kenya, remember?
[02:09.99] Well, I volunteered in Ghana
[02:11.35] Well, I guess that makes us equal
[02:12.58] Well, it's settled then
[02:13.59] We're both cool with black people
[02:15.05] 'Cause we're liberals
[02:15.94] Duh
[02:16.44] Progressive as hell
[02:17.65] Though, of course, I support Israel
[02:20.34] Audra, wait
[02:21.48] We share so many traits
[02:22.74] Should we shake hands and erase the hate
[02:25.01] Created by our mothers pitting us against each other
[02:27.48] For accolades and grades?
[02:28.62] We were egged on like Seder plates
[02:31.22] Nah
[02:32.34] In summation, you left New York for this fuckin' shtetl
[02:35.76] And now you're like, "oh Audra, let's settle"
[02:38.48] You wanna get salty like the dead sea?
[02:40.39] Word
[02:41.08] But call off this suit, or you're dead, C-word
[02:43.43]