Chocolate Jesus

Well I don't go to church on sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way
I know Jesus, he love me
Maybe just a little bit more
If I fall out on my knees every sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
To keep me satisfied
Well I don't want no Abba Zabba
I don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothin' better
Suitable for this girl

Well that the only thing that can pick me up
It's better than a cup o' gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
Oh

When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade
Best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy, but that's ok
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait

Well it got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Well it got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
To keep me satisfied