My Sperm Is Healthy

[00:04.85] Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
[00:12.37] My sperm is nice and healthy
[00:14.81] In terms of sperm, I'm wealthy
[00:16.75] Like an oil magnate
[00:18.65] When I ejaculate
[00:18.65] That's what my doctors tell me
[00:20.68] My point is in a nutshell
[00:22.45] Each time I nut, I nut well
[00:24.39] I got the quantity
[00:25.43] And the quality
[00:26.24] No IUD is stoppin' me
[00:28.19] 'Cause my semen's steamin' like a demon
[00:30.05] And all the surrogates be screamin'
[00:32.23] Just give me some of that
[00:33.53] Premium-grade baby batter
[00:35.49] I never splatter
[00:36.26] My sperm, my sperm
[00:38.15] Is no cause for concern
[00:39.48] My sperm is healthy!
[00:41.02] My sperm is healthy!
[00:43.71] Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
[00:45.61] I got that high end jizz
[00:47.05] My sperm is healthy!
[00:48.97] My sperm is healthy!
[00:50.82] My sperm is healthy
[00:59.23] Even though I'm no teenager
[01:01.13] My boys still throw a rager
[01:03.01] They get bottle service
[01:03.97] In every cervix
[01:05.02] Blowin' eggs up like a pager
[01:06.94] Every lady's gettin' fertilized
[01:09.03] Got a diaphragm? It's gettin' pulverized
[01:10.99] When I come I come like the sun
[01:12.85] So wear special glasses or avert your eyes
[01:14.79] Give thanks my tank's not shootin' blanks
[01:16.64] I'm in a league of my own, just like Tom Hanks
[01:18.50] Not a castaway
[01:19.67] But I blast away
[01:20.68] That thing I do
[01:21.58] Is going up in you
[01:22.90] My sperm, my sperm
[01:24.54] The tests have all confirmed
[01:26.08] His sperm is healthy!
[01:27.66] His sperm is healthy!
[01:30.07] Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
[01:32.12] I got that magic jizz
[01:33.74] My sperm is healthy!
[01:35.32] My sperm is healthy!
[01:37.57] My sperm is healthy
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