I'm Gettin' Stoned

[00:18.61] Read it in the paper
[00:20.97] Marked the date on the wall
[00:23.51] To remind myself to celebrate
[00:26.32] The day I lose it all
[00:28.64] Ain't made plans to be together
[00:31.44] I made plans to be alone
[00:33.82] She got a rock
[00:36.05] And I'm gettin' stoned
[00:42.18] Damn right, I've got objections
[00:44.63] But it's a lawful too late now
[00:47.36] Yeah, the cans are on the Limo
[00:50.05] And the rice is on the ground
[00:52.59] Now they're headed for the islands
[00:55.22] But, hell, I'm already gone
[00:57.66] She got a rock
[01:00.17] And I'm gettin' stoned
[01:03.25] Here's to happy ever after
[01:06.06] And here's to balls and chains
[01:08.80] And here's to all those haters
[01:10.87] Of all lovers new last names
[01:14.04] And here's to holin' up
[01:15.90] And gettin' right where I belong
[01:20.17] She got a rock
[01:22.75] And I'm gettin' stoned
[01:28.22] Yeah, I knew that it was over
[01:30.90] When I heard those wedding bells
[01:33.75] That preacher was my jailer
[01:36.21] Now this bottle is my bail
[01:39.07] And so much for all that prayin'
[01:41.31] Her "I do" would be "I don't"
[01:44.06] She got a rock
[01:46.58] And I'm gettin' stoned
[01:49.69] Here's to happy ever after
[01:52.27] And here's to balls and chains
[01:55.10] And here's to all those haters
[01:57.63] Of all lovers new last names
[02:00.41] And here's to holin' up
[02:02.41] And gettin' right where I belong
[02:06.58] She got a rock
[02:08.91] And I'm gettin' stoned
[02:11.05] Now, come on
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[02:33.45] So to hell with her and him
[02:35.66] And that white horse they rode out on
[02:39.55] She got a rock
[02:42.19] I'm gettin' stoned
[02:44.62] Yeah, she got a rock
[02:51.62] I'm gettin' stoned
[02:56.73] Yeah, I'm gettin' stoned
[02:59.78] Yeah, come on
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