Candidate

I swear I got a sign written on my head,
Don't use the stairs, go ahead walk on me instead
Every man takes me for a fool
It's like I'm screaming from the top of lungs "hey you "

If you want somebody to judge, if you want somebody to blame,
If you want somebody to hate, I'm a great candidate
If you want to employ, somebody to toy with
Really why would you wanna wait, I'm a great candidate

I swear I got a sign written on my back,
That says take all the money that you want
Don't worry about paying me back.
If I take a second to clear my head,
I come back, you'll be screwing her in our bed

Give me your attention for a minute
I know you think you can get what you want
But I think I've finally reached my limit
Now it is your turn to take the fall
Fall