Not Track Five, Not Chainsaw Juggler

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes
Dude, you have to wait

I like - I like to drink red wine
This girl said "doesn't' red wine give you a headache?"
"Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing"
I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end
"Mitch, do you want an apple?"
"No, I bet you it will be a core"

I went to the store I bought eight apples
The clerk said "want me put em in a bag?"
"Oh no man, I juggle
But I can only juggle eight,
If I'm ever here to buy nine apples fucking bag em up"

I saw a guy jugglin' chainsaws, it was cool
Unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's just annoying
It's like "come on Rick, can we use one?"

Track number five will not be 'chainsaw juggling'
It will - it will be this one