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Sesame Seeds

๐Ÿ‘ค Mitch Hedberg โ€ข ๐ŸŽผ Mitch All Together โ€ข โฑ๏ธ 1:35
๐ŸŽต 1025 characters
โฑ๏ธ 1:35 duration
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๐Ÿ“œ Lyrics

I think they could take sesame seeds of the market
And I wouldn't even care
I can't imagine five years from now saying
"Damn, remember sesame seeds?
What happened?
All the buns are blank"

They're going to have to change that McDonald's song
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
Pickles, onions, on a
Bun"
Hows a sesame seed stick to a bun?
That's fucking magical
There's got to be some sesame seed glue out there
Either that or they are adhesive on one side
Take the sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun
Now your bun will look spectacular

Whats a sesame seed grow into?
I don't know, we never give them a chance
What the fuck is a sesame
It's a street
It's a way to open shit

You think when the guy came up with the idea to invent a bomb
A black light popped up over his head

I shouldn't do this joke cause it's - it's gonna ruin my cover
But, I like the FedEx driver cause he's a drug dealer
And he don't even know it
And he's always on time

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal

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