I Live Alone (Alt. Version)

Mom dad, today I'm leaving
So, don't wait for me this evening
I'm beginning a new life
I think I should learn how to drive

It's official i'm on my own
And this right here is my new home
It's a lot smaller than your house
The previous owner was a mouse

Cuz from now on
I live alone
I live alone
I am all grown

Cuz from now on
I live alone
I'm waving goodbye
It's like I got wings to fly

I wonder what's for dinner
I can't cook, so I'll eat my fingers
I should go and buy some fruit
Never mind, I'll get microwavable food

I am young and full of hope
I am also skinny and so broke
The rent is a bit pricey
But it's ok I'll pay for it with a kidney

Cuz from now on
I live alone
I wanna bring girls over
But that's expensive
So I won't bother

(I live alone)
(I live alone)
Cuz from now on
I live alone
I am an adult
Sadness is the result