Osama Bin Found

[00:00.86] We now return to "Celebrity Apprentehh"
[00:02.86] Now, why do you think your team lost?
[00:04.85] WHO WHAT?!!
[00:05.81] You're supposed to be this great rapper
[00:07.77] How'd you lose a rap battle with the deaf bitch?
[00:09.62] We interrupt your program for a special word from the President of America
[00:13.69] My fellow Americans
[00:15.63] I have, uh, some shit to tell you
[00:17.63] I know one president getting some anal from Michelle
[00:20.67] Bitch, I got him
[00:21.69] Saw bin Laden out in Pakistan, and shot him in the dome
[00:24.40] And told him, there you go
[00:25.41] I got him, yo
[00:26.52] We solved a fucking problem, Joe?
[00:28.52] Let's break out the Hennessy
[00:29.50] Everybody, smack a bitch around from here to Tennessee
[00:32.59] Now let us see which Dirka Dirka wants another round with me
[00:36.56] I thought I told you crackers, you don't wanna fuck around with me
[00:39.46] Ay, bro, recognize me?
[00:42.54] I look like the Durrky selling you a Slurpee
[00:46.31] So much noise about me
[00:49.37] Everybody judge me
[00:50.31] No one ever loves me
[00:52.32] They say, that I'm dead
[00:55.34] They don't even know I work at liquor store
[00:58.34] They test my DNA
[01:01.21] This says, "Kareem Abdul Jabbar"
[01:03.25] Yeah, that's him!
[01:04.29] I drive a cab in New York
[01:08.23] I did Nine-Eleven
[01:11.26] I fight for Jihad
[01:14.25] Al-Quaeda give me discount card
[01:18.29] Bitch please, b-b-bitch please
[01:21.32] Get off your fuckin' camel
[01:22.36] Get your fuckin' sandals
[01:24.37] Taking, we're t-t-taking
[01:28.25] All your fuckin' countries
[01:29.36] From you fuckin' monkeys
[01:31.20] Bro, I'm from Africa,
[01:35.27] I, come from Baghdad,
[01:38.23] The, Jews took my cologne,
[01:41.20] I, smell like a dog
[01:44.27] Mr. President, who should we blow up next?
[01:46.25] Well, I know Prince William,
[01:48.12] He living like a king
[01:50.00] He don't do shit,
[01:51.05] He just sit, and get shit for free
[01:54.01] How the hell are you gonna let him pay his wedding,
[01:56.07] With the money he took from you
[01:58.01] Motherfucker, let him pay for it
[02:00.06] What a bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah, they all FAIL
[02:03.08] One of them is dead, and the others should be all in jail
[02:05.99] Oh, Prince Charles, living large, but your mom in charge
[02:08.97] Fuck you, William, and tell the Queen to slob all on my knob!
[02:12.90] We're all living like kings
[02:15.94] Raping all the peasants
[02:16.92] Taking all their presents
[02:18.92] So much nice things
[02:22.08] We could have it all
[02:23.00] We take it from the poor
[02:25.05] Hee-hee
[02:25.95] They say we're inbred
[02:28.05] I gotta fuck me cousin, take a look at London
[02:32.05] They mad, they want bread
[02:35.08] But they can eat me ass poop
[02:36.02] AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA!
[02:38.02] Bitch please, b-b-bitch please
[02:41.03] Take off the fuckin' crown and
[02:43.08] Blow your fuckin' man, bitch
[02:44.03] Hey Queen, H-H-Hey Queen
[02:47.00] Get off the fuckin' horse and
[02:49.02] Make me a fuckin' sandwich
[02:51.93] Bro, fuck you William,
[02:54.78] And, fuck your fat whore
[02:57.77] Bitch, you can suck my balls
[03:01.75] I, fuck you by force
[03:04.49] Hello my name is Donnie Trump
[03:06.53] I make a billion every time I take a dump
[03:10.57] I don't need to win the White House, I'll just buy it
[03:13.56] I bought the Taliban and told Osama that he's fired
[03:16.55] Now Imma smart guy, what the hell's this royal wedding?
[03:19.53] I bought the palace and I'll move in when I'm fuckin' ready
[03:23.45] So when you see the Prince of England stare and point and say
[03:26.34] Ey, you got some free shit, bozo!
[03:28.30] You got some free shit
[03:29.36] Got some free shit,
[03:30.37] Free shit,
[03:31.31] IT'S FREE SHIT!
[03:32.38] Bitch please, b-b-bitch please
[03:35.25] Get all your fuckin' boys and
[03:37.21] Watch my fuckin' show, yeah
[03:39.23] Taking, we're ta-a-aking
[03:42.21] All your fuckin' oil
[03:43.27] Yeah bitch, O'Doyle rules!
[03:46.29] Bro, I'm from Africa,
[03:49.29] Don't fuck with my bros
[03:52.29] My crew's from Mexico,
[03:55.22] I blow myself up
[03:58.03] My fellow Americans,
[03:59.18] Today Osama bin Laden was found at a 7-Eleven in Pakistan, Ohio
[04:05.05] I greeted him there myself, with a birthday card as I haven't seen him in over ten years
[04:09.14] I asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party
[04:12.10] He declined, so I shot him in the face... Myself!
[04:16.19] We can all rest assured that Michelle will be giving me a blow job tonight... with her mouth this time
[04:22.12] Am I really the first black man that has to convince people I killed somebody?
[04:27.08] Michelle, what's that smell?
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