Russia's Gay

Tell the troops right now
It's time to bomb Moscow
Fun times and games are done

We should kill them Ruskis
And take their land
'Cause it's far from Mexico

Rucka Rucka Ali

Russia's gay
In it everyone has AIDS
And they all got it from
Butt sex
Their president finger bangs
Them little kids

I, wait so long
In the snow (Snow)
For one little piece of bread (Of bread)
And I (I)
Have been drunk (Drunk)
Since I was born
And I keep Mongolians in a cage

I'm poor
I sold my child for a sip of vodka
My wife is named
Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska

At my space station
My space station
We tried to send (We tried to send)
A cardboard box
Up into the sky

When the wall came down
And them Russians rushed out
It was a day when freedom won
If Mister Putin wants to invade Georgia
We'll be waitin' here with guns
I live in Atlanta!

Russia's gay
They suck a lot of long dicks
On the internet

Russia's gay
They like to touch on young boys
A little bit

Russia's gay
In it everyone has AIDS
And they all got it from
Butt sex
Russia is gay

I (I) eat sourdough (dough)
It no good (good)
I have never seen a real black man
Black man
And I (I)
Have ten kids (kids) I can't feed (feed)
I hope we fight in nuclear war

DA!
I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinner
We have a wall to keep my people in here
The KGB
The KGB
Arresting me
Arresting me
Cause they catch me touching myself

Tell the troops right now
Time to bomb Moscow
Fun time and games are done
We should kill them Ruskis
And take their land
Cause it's far from Mexico

Russia's gay
It looks like Candyland
And the palace is
Plastic
They wear them dumb fucked up hats
With fur on it

Russia's gay
In it everyone has AIDS
And they all got it from
Butt sex
Russia is gay

Hey!
Let me tell you right now
Them Russians ain't gonna take Vietnam
Not without me in charge
I got a mail order
Bride
Came here in a box from Petersburg
She left her fuckin' kids to starve

Hey
Mister Obama
Get your club and go have a word with Medvedev
Get 'em good in the chest
And tell Mister Ching Chang Chong
If he wants to get involved
All of your missiles
Won't add inches to your penis

'Cause when the wall came down
And them Russians rushed out
It was a day when freedom won
But then when David Hasselhoff
Started singin' on cars
They were puttin' the wall back up
'Cause baby, Russia's fuckin' gay!

Russia's gay
In it everyone has AIDS
And they all got it from
Butt sex
Russia is gay

Russia's gay
In it everyone has AIDS
And they all got it from
Butt sex
Russia is gay