Reasonable

Ooh, I'll write a movie
Make myself the star
Ooh, I'll write a musical
Sing my little heart
Let me write the eulogy
For everything I used to be
Ooh, I'll go through anything
Pick myself apart

Ooh, I can be reasonable
But I'm unreasonable too
Ooh, I'm only human
If I can't let you in on the truth
Ooh, I can be logical
Only in the most illogical of ways
Ooh, I'll fight my instincts
But they'll come screaming back someday

Ooh, I'll start a company
Make you second in command
Ooh, I'll be your mentor
Take you by the hand
I'll help you write the eulogy
For everything you used to be
Ooh, I'll bring you kindling
For anything you plan
Ooh, I can be reasonable
But I'm unfathomable too
Ooh, I guess I hate my life
But for now it'll have to do
Ooh, I can be logical
Only in the most illogical of ways
Ooh, I'll fight my instincts
But they'll come screaming back someday

Ooh, I can be reasonable
Ooh, I can be reasonable
Ooh, I can be reasonable
I can be reasonable