Too Drunk to Karaoke
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๐ Lyrics
Last night at the bar it was karaoke night
Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright
They got big margarita pitchers, two for one
Yum, yum!
They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun
When I signed up, I was ready to go
But they didn't call my name for an hour or so
Damn if they didn't make me wait too long
I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon's song
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
If you keep on drinking you're gonna be
Too drunk to karaoke, just like me
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
Well, the place got rocking, temptation was strong
All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on
Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair
But no I jumped right up and slicked back my hair
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
You can sing in the shower till you sound real good
You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood
But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
You better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
If you ask me, hell I killed that song!
When I looked around, everybody was gone
Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age
They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage
You're too drunk to karaoke
That's what they told me
You're too drunk to karaoke
How can that be?
You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined
You just have to be a legend in your own mind
Don't have to rehearse, or even sing on key
Just prove that theory of drunketivity
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
Look at me!
You're too drunk to karaoke
Just like me
Too drunk to karaoke
Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright
They got big margarita pitchers, two for one
Yum, yum!
They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun
When I signed up, I was ready to go
But they didn't call my name for an hour or so
Damn if they didn't make me wait too long
I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon's song
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
If you keep on drinking you're gonna be
Too drunk to karaoke, just like me
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
Well, the place got rocking, temptation was strong
All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on
Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair
But no I jumped right up and slicked back my hair
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
You can sing in the shower till you sound real good
You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood
But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
You better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
If you ask me, hell I killed that song!
When I looked around, everybody was gone
Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age
They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage
You're too drunk to karaoke
That's what they told me
You're too drunk to karaoke
How can that be?
You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined
You just have to be a legend in your own mind
Don't have to rehearse, or even sing on key
Just prove that theory of drunketivity
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
Look at me!
You're too drunk to karaoke
Just like me
Too drunk to karaoke
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:11.74] Last night at the bar it was karaoke night
[00:19.89] Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright
[00:27.93] They got big margarita pitchers, two for one
[00:33.32] Yum, yum!
[00:36.04] They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun
[00:39.60] When I signed up, I was ready to go
[00:46.88] But they didn't call my name for an hour or so
[00:55.87] Damn if they didn't make me wait too long
[01:03.02] I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon's song
[01:07.54] Too drunk to karaoke
[01:11.22] Too drunk to karaoke
[01:14.81] If you keep on drinking you're gonna be
[01:18.49] Too drunk to karaoke, just like me
[01:22.91] Too drunk to karaoke
[01:26.53] Too drunk to karaoke
[01:31.07] Well, the place got rocking, temptation was strong
[01:39.15] All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on
[01:46.32] Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair
[01:54.42] But no I jumped right up and slicked back my hair
[01:58.08] Too drunk to karaoke
[02:01.69] Too drunk to karaoke
[02:06.20] You can sing in the shower till you sound real good
[02:09.83] You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood
[02:13.46] But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
[02:17.97] You better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans
[02:21.59] Too drunk to karaoke
[02:26.02] Too drunk to karaoke
[02:46.88] If you ask me, hell I killed that song!
[02:53.18] When I looked around, everybody was gone
[03:01.26] Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age
[03:09.33] They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage
[03:12.93] You're too drunk to karaoke
[03:14.74] That's what they told me
[03:16.57] You're too drunk to karaoke
[03:19.25] How can that be?
[03:21.09] You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined
[03:24.78] You just have to be a legend in your own mind
[03:29.23] Don't have to rehearse, or even sing on key
[03:32.86] Just prove that theory of drunketivity
[03:36.40] Too drunk to karaoke
[03:40.97] Too drunk to karaoke
[03:43.68] Look at me!
[03:44.51] You're too drunk to karaoke
[03:47.27] Just like me
[03:48.10] Too drunk to karaoke
[03:55.35]
[00:19.89] Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright
[00:27.93] They got big margarita pitchers, two for one
[00:33.32] Yum, yum!
[00:36.04] They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun
[00:39.60] When I signed up, I was ready to go
[00:46.88] But they didn't call my name for an hour or so
[00:55.87] Damn if they didn't make me wait too long
[01:03.02] I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon's song
[01:07.54] Too drunk to karaoke
[01:11.22] Too drunk to karaoke
[01:14.81] If you keep on drinking you're gonna be
[01:18.49] Too drunk to karaoke, just like me
[01:22.91] Too drunk to karaoke
[01:26.53] Too drunk to karaoke
[01:31.07] Well, the place got rocking, temptation was strong
[01:39.15] All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on
[01:46.32] Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair
[01:54.42] But no I jumped right up and slicked back my hair
[01:58.08] Too drunk to karaoke
[02:01.69] Too drunk to karaoke
[02:06.20] You can sing in the shower till you sound real good
[02:09.83] You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood
[02:13.46] But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
[02:17.97] You better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans
[02:21.59] Too drunk to karaoke
[02:26.02] Too drunk to karaoke
[02:46.88] If you ask me, hell I killed that song!
[02:53.18] When I looked around, everybody was gone
[03:01.26] Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age
[03:09.33] They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage
[03:12.93] You're too drunk to karaoke
[03:14.74] That's what they told me
[03:16.57] You're too drunk to karaoke
[03:19.25] How can that be?
[03:21.09] You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined
[03:24.78] You just have to be a legend in your own mind
[03:29.23] Don't have to rehearse, or even sing on key
[03:32.86] Just prove that theory of drunketivity
[03:36.40] Too drunk to karaoke
[03:40.97] Too drunk to karaoke
[03:43.68] Look at me!
[03:44.51] You're too drunk to karaoke
[03:47.27] Just like me
[03:48.10] Too drunk to karaoke
[03:55.35]