Hooker Jon
๐ต 1733 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:53 duration
๐ ID: 3844657
๐ Lyrics
Come up from tub all wild, look like a four-eyed pig from Australia
You're like a wine-soaked varicose genitalia
You'll be a sloth-like crook who likes to fail to persevere
Give me a boat, Bermuda tricycle, I'll disappear
Watch what you say 'cause I'll leave you in the woods near the horse
And we'll leave you there naked and let nature takes its course
Hooker, you think that I'm a john as I'm movin' on
John john, you think that I'm a hooker and you try to book her
Everybody's wrong about what turns me on
He thinks that I'm a hooker, she thinks that I'm a john, okay
Been driving all night and day just trying to find Route 66
All I found was a couple teenage boys trying to sell their dicks
Ate 4,448 Flintstones kids to get my fix
We can dock our foreskins and get a real viscous mix
When my first son turns seven I'm gonna give him LSD and see what he says
Then I'll toss him to his mama and let him suck on some breasts
Hooker, you think that I'm a john as I'm movin' on
John john, you think that I'm a hooker and you try to book her
Everybody's wrong about what turns me on
He thinks that I'm a hooker, she thinks that I'm a john, okay
Your like a Hoodoo fan, I mean oatmeal and rye
You're like the prince of darkness doing patty cakes in the pig sty
You'll be watching reruns of Wheel of Fortune when apocalypse comes
Your brain'll be expanding when God's kingdom comes
You're like a retarded Isaac Newton in Johnny Appleseed's mind
Got a concussion from an apple, make him clueless in a nine-to-five grind
Hooker, you think that I'm a john as I'm movin' on
John john, you think that I'm a hooker and you try to book her
Everybody's wrong about what turns me on
He thinks that I'm a hooker, she thinks that I'm a john
You're like a wine-soaked varicose genitalia
You'll be a sloth-like crook who likes to fail to persevere
Give me a boat, Bermuda tricycle, I'll disappear
Watch what you say 'cause I'll leave you in the woods near the horse
And we'll leave you there naked and let nature takes its course
Hooker, you think that I'm a john as I'm movin' on
John john, you think that I'm a hooker and you try to book her
Everybody's wrong about what turns me on
He thinks that I'm a hooker, she thinks that I'm a john, okay
Been driving all night and day just trying to find Route 66
All I found was a couple teenage boys trying to sell their dicks
Ate 4,448 Flintstones kids to get my fix
We can dock our foreskins and get a real viscous mix
When my first son turns seven I'm gonna give him LSD and see what he says
Then I'll toss him to his mama and let him suck on some breasts
Hooker, you think that I'm a john as I'm movin' on
John john, you think that I'm a hooker and you try to book her
Everybody's wrong about what turns me on
He thinks that I'm a hooker, she thinks that I'm a john, okay
Your like a Hoodoo fan, I mean oatmeal and rye
You're like the prince of darkness doing patty cakes in the pig sty
You'll be watching reruns of Wheel of Fortune when apocalypse comes
Your brain'll be expanding when God's kingdom comes
You're like a retarded Isaac Newton in Johnny Appleseed's mind
Got a concussion from an apple, make him clueless in a nine-to-five grind
Hooker, you think that I'm a john as I'm movin' on
John john, you think that I'm a hooker and you try to book her
Everybody's wrong about what turns me on
He thinks that I'm a hooker, she thinks that I'm a john
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.13] Come up from tub all wild, look like a four-eyed pig from Australia
[00:15.97] You're like a wine-soaked varicose genitalia
[00:22.16] You'll be a sloth-like crook who likes to fail to persevere
[00:28.36] Give me a boat, Bermuda tricycle, I'll disappear
[00:34.51] Watch what you say 'cause I'll leave you in the woods near the horse
[00:40.74] And we'll leave you there naked and let nature takes its course
[00:46.72] Hooker, you think that I'm a john as I'm movin' on
[00:52.57] John john, you think that I'm a hooker and you try to book her
[00:59.11] Everybody's wrong about what turns me on
[01:04.95] He thinks that I'm a hooker, she thinks that I'm a john, okay
[01:21.18] Been driving all night and day just trying to find Route 66
[01:27.13] All I found was a couple teenage boys trying to sell their dicks
[01:33.19] Ate 4,448 Flintstones kids to get my fix
[01:39.35] We can dock our foreskins and get a real viscous mix
[01:45.56] When my first son turns seven I'm gonna give him LSD and see what he says
[01:51.51] Then I'll toss him to his mama and let him suck on some breasts
[01:57.78] Hooker, you think that I'm a john as I'm movin' on
[02:03.97] John john, you think that I'm a hooker and you try to book her
[02:10.19] Everybody's wrong about what turns me on
[02:15.91] He thinks that I'm a hooker, she thinks that I'm a john, okay
[02:32.10] Your like a Hoodoo fan, I mean oatmeal and rye
[02:37.92] You're like the prince of darkness doing patty cakes in the pig sty
[02:44.39] You'll be watching reruns of Wheel of Fortune when apocalypse comes
[02:50.36] Your brain'll be expanding when God's kingdom comes
[02:56.72] You're like a retarded Isaac Newton in Johnny Appleseed's mind
[03:02.93] Got a concussion from an apple, make him clueless in a nine-to-five grind
[03:08.75] Hooker, you think that I'm a john as I'm movin' on
[03:14.50] John john, you think that I'm a hooker and you try to book her
[03:21.11] Everybody's wrong about what turns me on
[03:26.54] He thinks that I'm a hooker, she thinks that I'm a john
[03:46.10]
[00:15.97] You're like a wine-soaked varicose genitalia
[00:22.16] You'll be a sloth-like crook who likes to fail to persevere
[00:28.36] Give me a boat, Bermuda tricycle, I'll disappear
[00:34.51] Watch what you say 'cause I'll leave you in the woods near the horse
[00:40.74] And we'll leave you there naked and let nature takes its course
[00:46.72] Hooker, you think that I'm a john as I'm movin' on
[00:52.57] John john, you think that I'm a hooker and you try to book her
[00:59.11] Everybody's wrong about what turns me on
[01:04.95] He thinks that I'm a hooker, she thinks that I'm a john, okay
[01:21.18] Been driving all night and day just trying to find Route 66
[01:27.13] All I found was a couple teenage boys trying to sell their dicks
[01:33.19] Ate 4,448 Flintstones kids to get my fix
[01:39.35] We can dock our foreskins and get a real viscous mix
[01:45.56] When my first son turns seven I'm gonna give him LSD and see what he says
[01:51.51] Then I'll toss him to his mama and let him suck on some breasts
[01:57.78] Hooker, you think that I'm a john as I'm movin' on
[02:03.97] John john, you think that I'm a hooker and you try to book her
[02:10.19] Everybody's wrong about what turns me on
[02:15.91] He thinks that I'm a hooker, she thinks that I'm a john, okay
[02:32.10] Your like a Hoodoo fan, I mean oatmeal and rye
[02:37.92] You're like the prince of darkness doing patty cakes in the pig sty
[02:44.39] You'll be watching reruns of Wheel of Fortune when apocalypse comes
[02:50.36] Your brain'll be expanding when God's kingdom comes
[02:56.72] You're like a retarded Isaac Newton in Johnny Appleseed's mind
[03:02.93] Got a concussion from an apple, make him clueless in a nine-to-five grind
[03:08.75] Hooker, you think that I'm a john as I'm movin' on
[03:14.50] John john, you think that I'm a hooker and you try to book her
[03:21.11] Everybody's wrong about what turns me on
[03:26.54] He thinks that I'm a hooker, she thinks that I'm a john
[03:46.10]