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If I was your tv I'd be like "Look at me"
If I was a shooting star I'd be like "Peace!"
If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like "Hell naw!'
If I was a hotties thong I'd be like "Awwww..."
If I was a cuss word I'd just be like "fuck"
If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin' like "Sup?"
If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit
If I was the D.O.C. I'd be like "man this is bullshit"
If I was the tires on your car I'd be like "NEEEAAAWWW"
If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like "Aww fuck"
If I was a balloon I'd be like "pap"
If I was Allysa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce
If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say "the point 103"
If I was a richy ass bitch I'd be like "umm... ok"
If I was Spin magazine I'd put me on the cover and be like "fuck us! And
Allour readers, even us motherfucker!"
If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up
If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like "THONNNKK!"
If I was your tongue I'd be hating your teeth I'd be like "Man why do
You try to bite me every time we try to eat?"
If I was a chair I'd be like "Sit here"
If I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair
If I was your muffler I'd be like "Shhh, quietly"
If I was a price tag I'd be like "You ain't buying me"
If I was a fresh ass DJ I'd be like "records scratch"
If I was Jam Master J I'd be like "records scratch"
If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like "static"
"Tune that motherfucker in"
If I was Barry White I'd be like "What up y'all?"
If I was nipple in the cold I'd be like "Boing"
If I was your dead uncle I'd be like "..."
If I was a raindrop I'd just be like "drip"
And If I had an ax to your neck I might say "CHOP!"
"Chorus"
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but you're killing me
If I was, if I was. but you're killing me
If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I'd fly through the air into and
Ocean of juggalos
If I was Andre The Giant "This is how I'd be talking"
If I was Father MC I'd be like "Now what happened?"
If I was a mirror, I'd find another mirror
And look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
If I was a slider I'd slide out your butt
I'd be floatin' in your toilet lookin' at you like "What?"
If I was a pilot I'd be like "This is air traffic control"
If I was John Denver I'd be like "Nooooooo!"
If I was a switch I'd be like "Flick me, yoo-hoo"
If I was a London cop car I'd be like "Wee-oop wee-oop"
If I was Chewbacca I'd get a fresh ass fade
If I was Vanilla Ice I'd be like "Fuck y'all. I'm still paid"
If I was a stop sign I'd just be like "Stop"
If I was your wooden leg I'd still be giving you the hip-hop
"Chorus}
If I was a shooting star I'd be like "Peace!"
If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like "Hell naw!'
If I was a hotties thong I'd be like "Awwww..."
If I was a cuss word I'd just be like "fuck"
If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin' like "Sup?"
If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit
If I was the D.O.C. I'd be like "man this is bullshit"
If I was the tires on your car I'd be like "NEEEAAAWWW"
If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like "Aww fuck"
If I was a balloon I'd be like "pap"
If I was Allysa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce
If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say "the point 103"
If I was a richy ass bitch I'd be like "umm... ok"
If I was Spin magazine I'd put me on the cover and be like "fuck us! And
Allour readers, even us motherfucker!"
If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up
If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like "THONNNKK!"
If I was your tongue I'd be hating your teeth I'd be like "Man why do
You try to bite me every time we try to eat?"
If I was a chair I'd be like "Sit here"
If I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair
If I was your muffler I'd be like "Shhh, quietly"
If I was a price tag I'd be like "You ain't buying me"
If I was a fresh ass DJ I'd be like "records scratch"
If I was Jam Master J I'd be like "records scratch"
If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like "static"
"Tune that motherfucker in"
If I was Barry White I'd be like "What up y'all?"
If I was nipple in the cold I'd be like "Boing"
If I was your dead uncle I'd be like "..."
If I was a raindrop I'd just be like "drip"
And If I had an ax to your neck I might say "CHOP!"
"Chorus"
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
If I was, if I was, but you're killing me
If I was, if I was. but you're killing me
If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I'd fly through the air into and
Ocean of juggalos
If I was Andre The Giant "This is how I'd be talking"
If I was Father MC I'd be like "Now what happened?"
If I was a mirror, I'd find another mirror
And look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
If I was a slider I'd slide out your butt
I'd be floatin' in your toilet lookin' at you like "What?"
If I was a pilot I'd be like "This is air traffic control"
If I was John Denver I'd be like "Nooooooo!"
If I was a switch I'd be like "Flick me, yoo-hoo"
If I was a London cop car I'd be like "Wee-oop wee-oop"
If I was Chewbacca I'd get a fresh ass fade
If I was Vanilla Ice I'd be like "Fuck y'all. I'm still paid"
If I was a stop sign I'd just be like "Stop"
If I was your wooden leg I'd still be giving you the hip-hop
"Chorus}
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:26.33] If I was your tv I'd be like "Look at me"
[00:29.01] If I was a shooting star I'd be like "Peace!"
[00:31.76] If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like "Hell naw!'
[00:35.24] If I was a hotties thong I'd be like "Awwww..."
[00:38.41] If I was a cuss word I'd just be like "fuck"
[00:41.35] If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin' like "Sup?"
[00:44.35] If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit
[00:47.47] If I was the D.O.C. I'd be like "man this is bullshit"
[00:50.44] If I was the tires on your car I'd be like "NEEEAAAWWW"
[00:53.53] If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like "Aww fuck"
[00:56.37] If I was a balloon I'd be like "pap"
[00:58.75] If I was Allysa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce
[01:02.51] If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say "the point 103"
[01:05.72] If I was a richy ass bitch I'd be like "umm... ok"
[01:08.47] If I was Spin magazine I'd put me on the cover and be like "fuck us! And
[01:12.84] Allour readers, even us motherfucker!"
[01:14.55] If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up
[01:17.44] If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like "THONNNKK!"
[01:20.64] If I was your tongue I'd be hating your teeth I'd be like "Man why do
[01:23.73] You try to bite me every time we try to eat?"
[01:26.53] If I was a chair I'd be like "Sit here"
[01:29.16] If I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair
[01:32.34] If I was your muffler I'd be like "Shhh, quietly"
[01:35.54] If I was a price tag I'd be like "You ain't buying me"
[01:38.77] If I was a fresh ass DJ I'd be like "records scratch"
[01:41.65] If I was Jam Master J I'd be like "records scratch"
[01:44.66] If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like "static"
[01:47.84] "Tune that motherfucker in"
[01:48.35] If I was Barry White I'd be like "What up y'all?"
[01:50.75] If I was nipple in the cold I'd be like "Boing"
[01:53.50] If I was your dead uncle I'd be like "..."
[01:56.64] If I was a raindrop I'd just be like "drip"
[01:59.46] And If I had an ax to your neck I might say "CHOP!"
[02:02.54] "Chorus"
[02:02.84] If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
[02:05.63] If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
[02:08.55] If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
[02:11.84] If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
[02:14.73] If I was, if I was, but you're killing me
[02:18.24] If I was, if I was. but you're killing me
[02:20.75] If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I'd fly through the air into and
[02:31.19] Ocean of juggalos
[02:32.44] If I was Andre The Giant "This is how I'd be talking"
[02:35.81] If I was Father MC I'd be like "Now what happened?"
[02:38.85] If I was a mirror, I'd find another mirror
[02:41.23] And look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
[02:44.65] If I was a slider I'd slide out your butt
[02:47.28] I'd be floatin' in your toilet lookin' at you like "What?"
[02:51.03] If I was a pilot I'd be like "This is air traffic control"
[02:53.57] If I was John Denver I'd be like "Nooooooo!"
[02:56.77] If I was a switch I'd be like "Flick me, yoo-hoo"
[02:59.87] If I was a London cop car I'd be like "Wee-oop wee-oop"
[03:02.96] If I was Chewbacca I'd get a fresh ass fade
[03:05.67] If I was Vanilla Ice I'd be like "Fuck y'all. I'm still paid"
[03:09.02] If I was a stop sign I'd just be like "Stop"
[03:11.93] If I was your wooden leg I'd still be giving you the hip-hop
[03:15.35] "Chorus}
[03:38.35]
[00:29.01] If I was a shooting star I'd be like "Peace!"
[00:31.76] If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like "Hell naw!'
[00:35.24] If I was a hotties thong I'd be like "Awwww..."
[00:38.41] If I was a cuss word I'd just be like "fuck"
[00:41.35] If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin' like "Sup?"
[00:44.35] If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit
[00:47.47] If I was the D.O.C. I'd be like "man this is bullshit"
[00:50.44] If I was the tires on your car I'd be like "NEEEAAAWWW"
[00:53.53] If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like "Aww fuck"
[00:56.37] If I was a balloon I'd be like "pap"
[00:58.75] If I was Allysa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce
[01:02.51] If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say "the point 103"
[01:05.72] If I was a richy ass bitch I'd be like "umm... ok"
[01:08.47] If I was Spin magazine I'd put me on the cover and be like "fuck us! And
[01:12.84] Allour readers, even us motherfucker!"
[01:14.55] If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up
[01:17.44] If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like "THONNNKK!"
[01:20.64] If I was your tongue I'd be hating your teeth I'd be like "Man why do
[01:23.73] You try to bite me every time we try to eat?"
[01:26.53] If I was a chair I'd be like "Sit here"
[01:29.16] If I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair
[01:32.34] If I was your muffler I'd be like "Shhh, quietly"
[01:35.54] If I was a price tag I'd be like "You ain't buying me"
[01:38.77] If I was a fresh ass DJ I'd be like "records scratch"
[01:41.65] If I was Jam Master J I'd be like "records scratch"
[01:44.66] If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like "static"
[01:47.84] "Tune that motherfucker in"
[01:48.35] If I was Barry White I'd be like "What up y'all?"
[01:50.75] If I was nipple in the cold I'd be like "Boing"
[01:53.50] If I was your dead uncle I'd be like "..."
[01:56.64] If I was a raindrop I'd just be like "drip"
[01:59.46] And If I had an ax to your neck I might say "CHOP!"
[02:02.54] "Chorus"
[02:02.84] If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
[02:05.63] If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
[02:08.55] If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
[02:11.84] If I was, if I was, but I'll never be
[02:14.73] If I was, if I was, but you're killing me
[02:18.24] If I was, if I was. but you're killing me
[02:20.75] If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I'd fly through the air into and
[02:31.19] Ocean of juggalos
[02:32.44] If I was Andre The Giant "This is how I'd be talking"
[02:35.81] If I was Father MC I'd be like "Now what happened?"
[02:38.85] If I was a mirror, I'd find another mirror
[02:41.23] And look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
[02:44.65] If I was a slider I'd slide out your butt
[02:47.28] I'd be floatin' in your toilet lookin' at you like "What?"
[02:51.03] If I was a pilot I'd be like "This is air traffic control"
[02:53.57] If I was John Denver I'd be like "Nooooooo!"
[02:56.77] If I was a switch I'd be like "Flick me, yoo-hoo"
[02:59.87] If I was a London cop car I'd be like "Wee-oop wee-oop"
[03:02.96] If I was Chewbacca I'd get a fresh ass fade
[03:05.67] If I was Vanilla Ice I'd be like "Fuck y'all. I'm still paid"
[03:09.02] If I was a stop sign I'd just be like "Stop"
[03:11.93] If I was your wooden leg I'd still be giving you the hip-hop
[03:15.35] "Chorus}
[03:38.35]