Dick Haymes, Dick Todd and Como

[00:03.77] I'll soon become a wreck
[00:06.82] They're breathin' on my neck
[00:10.71] Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como
[00:16.61] They're really coming fast
[00:19.14] Who knows I may be passed
[00:22.16] By Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como
[00:27.92] The fact that girlies scream
[00:30.82] They say will cause me grief
[00:33.53] But if they ever stop
[00:36.21] I'll find that I'm back on relief
[00:40.07] It'll mean the end of me
[00:42.52] Good news for Tommy D
[00:45.53] And Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como
[00:51.43] Why should it get their goat
[00:53.68] Each time I bend a note
[00:56.75] Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como
[01:02.39] At my pictures, they throw rocks
[01:05.04] They're both at Twentieth Fox
[01:07.89] Not Dick Todd, but Dick Haymes, and Como
[01:13.57] They say that I need weight
[01:16.28] I'm just a mass of joints
[01:18.88] I'd like to put on weight
[01:21.50] But where the heck can I get points
[01:25.03] If at RKO I pout, they look at me and shout,
[01:30.37] "Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como"
[01:36.16] Everytime I sing,
[01:38.76] I'm compared with Bing
[01:41.81] By Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como
[01:47.74] Bing's four boys are sublime
[01:50.52] But they won't give me time
[01:53.57] Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Perry
[01:58.21] (That's the other guy's first name)
[01:59.75] I'll never sing like Bing
[02:02.48] I know I don't compare
[02:05.83] I'll grant them he's got voice
[02:08.20] If they'll grant me, that I've got hair
[02:12.16] But then why all this fuss
[02:15.97] There's room for all of us
[02:18.81] Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como
[02:23.49] There's just one Crosby
[02:25.37] There's room for all of us
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