Sports Analogies

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We're down for the count
It's down to the wire
We can't drop the ball
We gotta aim a little higher

'Cause when we're on the ropes
And it's our turn at bat
We gotta throw a Hail Mary
Gotta go to the mat

Sports analogies
Sports analogies

We found the common ground in all men's personalities

We talk a big game, that's how we relate

It's the easiest way for men to communicate

Hike!

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It's par for the course

When you're in the home stretch

To swing for the fences

With a full-court press

We're on the 1-yard line

Inches to go

You'll pitch and I'll catch

'Cause it's our lead to blow

Let's use more sports analogies
Sports analogies
They help men cope with life's harsh realities

Let's spew more cliches

Till we run out the clock

Just keep your eye on the ball

The buck

Or my shuttlecock

Hey!

Sometimes when we watch sports, we get sad
And we make it seem like we're sad about the sports

But we're not really crying about the game at all

Who really cares about a game of basketball?

We're sad about our dads
We couldn't talk to our dads

Unless we used sports analogies
Sports analogies
Men feel safe with these empty generalities

Let's go for the gold

And then we'll hit the lockers

We're American men, we like all sports except for soccer
'Cause soccer's just a bunch of foreigners runnin' around
Yeah!