As Seen On TV

[00:28.55] Another group of monster teenagers
[00:29.59] Shot up their school today
[00:31.32] What makes them do it?
[00:32.26] Video games? Marilyn Manson?
[00:34.98] Oh, it can't be the parents
[00:36.75] Or the fact that school sucks
[00:38.66] Or that the jocks
[00:39.50] Do get patted on the head every time
[00:41.37] They beat up the weirdos
[00:42.23] And the jobs you get
[00:43.10] Once you graduate from school
[00:44.97] Are stupid, boring, meaningless
[00:47.65] And a dead end to insanity
[00:50.32] I can't deny it's killing me
[00:53.10] No one loses on TV, on TV
[01:01.25] I can't deny it's killing me
[01:04.01] No one loses on TV, on TV
[01:11.27] On TV, on TV
[01:17.52] When Sport Utility Vehicles
[01:19.46] Are no longer enough
[01:20.38] You need The Terminator
[01:22.19] Stuck in traffic in Lost Angeles
[01:24.87] Drive over the tops of everybody else
[01:26.60] You'll crush 'em before the cops
[01:28.53] Can catch up with you
[01:29.41] Your precious artifact child
[01:31.21] Needs to be safe
[01:33.08] They're talking to a kid
[01:33.90] Whose skin is a different color
[01:35.75] Grab the kid and mow 'em down
[01:39.45] I can't deny it's killing me
[01:42.15] No one loses on TV, on TV
[01:51.15] I can't deny it's killing me
[01:53.98] No one loses on TV, on TV
[01:59.32] On TV, on TV
[02:07.52] Each new hot generation
[02:09.33] Has a statement
[02:10.28] They wanna call their own
[02:12.93] Tattoos, piercings
[02:14.70] That's for Moms and Dads
[02:15.62] What you wanna do
[02:16.63] Is spend your allowance
[02:17.58] On devil horn implants
[02:19.37] Elephant Man head
[02:21.16] Designer tails
[02:22.99] Third leg, fourth leg
[02:23.83] Everyone a hermaphrodite
[02:27.57] No one loses on TV, on TV
[02:32.96] On TV, on TV
[02:38.35] No one loses on TV, on TV
[02:44.23] On TV, on TV
[02:47.95] No one loses on TV
[02:51.94] And on a lighter note
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